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    Nine Months later

    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
    blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could
    spend the night. ;

    "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself,but I'm recently widowed,"
    she explained."I'm afraid neighbours will talk if I let
    you stay in my house."Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be
    happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."



    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

    They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.


    About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

    It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of the
    attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.


    He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm
    we stayed at on our ski holiday.

    "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and pay her a visit?

    "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

    "I have to admit that I did."

    "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Bob's face turned red and he said,"Yeah, sorry, buddy... I'm afraid I did.

    Why do you ask?"


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    "She just died and left me everything."

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    Lmao, that was not the ending i was expecting. x
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    Yes Sandra - it's all in the mind!

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    ​Lol, it sure is, made me laugh though. x
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    Fair play, really made me giggle!

 

 

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