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    Oscar "Blade-Runner" Pistorius WON'T contest the muder charge.

    -According to his attorney, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

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    I heard he was just out with some mates and got a bit legless....

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    Police report from Oscar Pistorius' house:

    "When asked to explain the body in his house, the suspect appeared to be stumped"

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    His defense attorney is applying for bail. -They claim that he can't run!

    ...(Honestly! -You can't make this stuff up!)

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    Apparently when his girlfriend's family buried their daughter, there was a touching poem read out as the coffin was lowered...

    "Roses are lovely,
    Violets are glorious,
    Don't try to sneak up on Oscar Pistorius"

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    Apparently he wanted a new bathroom door,but his girlfriend was dead against it...
    Oh we're all going straight to hell......

 

 

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