I am sure I am not alone but my 2 year old cracks me up with the stuff he comes out with! Not all has been learnt from me either!
Things he has said recently are:
(To my Sister in law at the dinner table over Xmas) - "Can I see your boobies!"
(To my Mum) - "Grannie's got a big bottom"
(To my Dad) - "Alright baldy"
(To my wife as he was having a poo) - "Be patient I haven't finished yet"
(Shouting and pointing as an old man with a White beard walked passed us in town) - "Looks it's Santa"
(When he saw a Porsche on the motorway) - "That's a funny car, what is it? It looks like a willy!"
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