Thread: Italian Cruise Ships....

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.


The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.


Did you hear they've exonerated the captain of the Italian cruise ship? He suffers from premature evacuation.

shouldn't laught but some of them are funny