Why there are no male agony aunts!!

Dear Jim last week - I left for work as normal but having only gone a mile my car broke down so i walked home again and arriving unexpectedlyi found my 16yr old babysitter handcuffed to the bed in her school uniform with my husband bent over her, banging one out like a man possessed!!!
I am devastated can you help ? Sally A....

Dear sally- A common cause for this is dirt in your carburettor!! dont let your fuel drop too low in the tank hope this helps ...jim