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    Pete doherty

    Once again poor wee peter doherty is in court on another drugs charge.

    Dohertys solicitor - " I am aware that the court understands that this is mr Doherty's 57th drug offence thismorning, but i honestly believe what is best for him is that he go's home & has a sleep, a wash and something to eat before going out to get wasted again, instead of a custodial sentence".

    Sheriff - "Before i hand out your sentence, have you got anything to say for yourself young man"?

    Doherty - "F##k all"

    Sheriff - "What did he just say"?

    Prosecution - "He said F##k all your honour"

    Sheriff - "That's strange, i could of sworn i seen his lips move"
    Last edited by mikeyboy; 6th January 2012 at 23:56.

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