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My "SPORT" to "S-LINE+" Conversion *COMPLETED* (Part No's, Prices & Tips included)
A3 2.0TFSI DSG Bluefin
Originally Posted by Ads
Haha quality!
AUDI S3 - Sunroof, Sat Nav, Power fold mirrors, Interior light pack, Coming Home Lights, Xenons, Adaptive lights, Cruise control, Vmaxx Coilovers, Shark Perfomance stage 1 remap, Forge Twintake CAI.
lol, you nutter! Just do No7, alot less cleaning!!!!!! lol
Mauritus Blue 3.2 V6 S Line Quattro DSG Xenons Sunroof Leather Sat Nav/Changer/TV/Text W8 & Int Light Pack Dark H/Lining Tints PDC S3 Kit '11 Rears Sachs/Eibachs & more...
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I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee.
No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)
My "SPORT" to "S-LINE+" Conversion *COMPLETED* (Part No's, Prices & Tips included)
A3 2.0TFSI DSG Bluefin
No. 9 Is really annoying.
Made worse by sneezing.
Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me.
Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9.
It can be carnage.
My "SPORT" to "S-LINE+" Conversion *COMPLETED* (Part No's, Prices & Tips included)
A3 2.0TFSI DSG Bluefin
Official Badger 5 tea boy!My RS4 Thread: http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/rs4-for...ml#post1550428
The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'
Every man for himself on that one!
AUDI S3 - Sunroof, Sat Nav, Power fold mirrors, Interior light pack, Coming Home Lights, Xenons, Adaptive lights, Cruise control, Vmaxx Coilovers, Shark Perfomance stage 1 remap, Forge Twintake CAI.
Another one that's missing..........
The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'.
Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.
My "SPORT" to "S-LINE+" Conversion *COMPLETED* (Part No's, Prices & Tips included)
A3 2.0TFSI DSG Bluefin
And the middle of the night pee,
Eyes shut and just hope for the sound of hitting the water instead of the carpet!
AUDI S3 - Sunroof, Sat Nav, Power fold mirrors, Interior light pack, Coming Home Lights, Xenons, Adaptive lights, Cruise control, Vmaxx Coilovers, Shark Perfomance stage 1 remap, Forge Twintake CAI.
It's about time I was able to use my incontinence for something funny!
AUDI S3 - Sunroof, Sat Nav, Power fold mirrors, Interior light pack, Coming Home Lights, Xenons, Adaptive lights, Cruise control, Vmaxx Coilovers, Shark Perfomance stage 1 remap, Forge Twintake CAI.
lol quality stuff.
Audi A3 1.8T Sport (AGU) - 2000
Engine: Carbonio CAI/Jetex JR Hybrid Induction, Forge 007p DV, Forge TIP, Longlife S/S Custom Exhaust system, R-Tech Stage 1 Remap, Creation Motorsport Boost Pipe Kit.
Exterior and Chassis: 18" Cades Tyrus, Euro Wipers, low on JOM Coilovers, Eibach Front & Rear ARB's, Black Angel Eye Headlights, 6000K HID's, S3 Brakes.
For Sale PM ME - £2500 Mods Inc
Don't forget the morning glory pee... where it goes 5 foot up the bathroom wall.
Going .....'56 Audi A4 2.0 TFSI Sline SE quattro Avant
To be replaced by a
11 plate SEAT Exeo CR ST Sport Tech
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Yep, the ability to defy the laws of physics and fluid dynamics by converting a single fluid opening into something that can hit the water in the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the carpet, your knees and your scrotum in one swift "****, can't stop it" moment.
JSD 2.59
Synergy-Solutions
The after sex pee is No.7
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