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    9 ways guys pee..


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    Haha quality!

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    lol, you nutter! Just do No7, alot less cleaning!!!!!! lol


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    I couldn't tell you the last time I did a No. 7 pee.

    No. 9's do my head in though, especially when it goes on your shoes (or the shoes of the person standing at the next urinal!)

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    No. 9 Is really annoying.
    Made worse by sneezing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scott b5 View Post
    No. 9 Is really annoying.
    Made worse by sneezing.
    Sneezing while peeing always causes a No. 6 for me.
    Sometimes even a combination of 3, 4, 8 & 9.
    It can be carnage.

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    The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'

    Every man for himself on that one!

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    Another one that's missing..........

    The STD pee... aka 'The Flame Thrower'.
    Or at least it feels like that. Allegedly.

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    And the middle of the night pee,

    Eyes shut and just hope for the sound of hitting the water instead of the carpet!

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    It's about time I was able to use my incontinence for something funny!

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    Don't forget the morning glory pee... where it goes 5 foot up the bathroom wall.
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock View Post
    The only one missing is the 'after sex pee'
    !
    Yep, the ability to defy the laws of physics and fluid dynamics by converting a single fluid opening into something that can hit the water in the bowl, the seat, the cistern, the carpet, your knees and your scrotum in one swift "****, can't stop it" moment.

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    The after sex pee is No.7

 

 

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