'Anders Behring Breivik was being escorted to the courthouse by a senior prison officer. He was thinking long and hard about what he had done a few weeks previously. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. Now ashamed and full of regret, he had lost all of his friends and society had turned it's back on him. He would always be known as "that c**t".
Finally he made a promise to himself. As soon as he had dropped Breivik off at court he was taking his iPad back to the shop.'
Lol, sent to me by a android fanboy