Romantic meal...

BigBird

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I took the wife out for a romantic meal last night - the place was really lovely.

We're looking at the menus and just before the waiter takes our order, the wife pops off to the loo to powder her nose.

Waiter comes over and says "good evening sir - what's the wife having?"



So I reply " I dunno, a sh*t I think"...