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    WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE – I’M BROKE!


    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple

    minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...

    ' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
    and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
    hallway carpet.

    ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
    Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''

    The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
    "Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry." - Robert Heinlein

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    lol nice

    Audi A3 1.8T Sport (AGU) - 2000
    Engine: Carbonio CAI/Jetex JR Hybrid Induction, Forge 007p DV, Forge TIP, Longlife S/S Custom Exhaust system, R-Tech Stage 1 Remap, Creation Motorsport Boost Pipe Kit.
    Exterior and Chassis: 18" Cades Tyrus, Euro Wipers, low on JOM Coilovers, Eibach Front & Rear ARB's, Black Angel Eye Headlights, 6000K HID's, S3 Brakes.
    For Sale PM ME - £2500 Mods Inc

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