Yorkshire chat up lines;
1. Duz tha fart? Cos tha blows me away!
2. Is thi mam n dad retarded? Cos thas special!
3. Me luv for thee is like ****s. I just can't hold it in!
4. Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Cos I can see my sen in em!
5. Tha body reminds me of a spanner. . . Everytime I think of thee me nuts tighten up!
6. Tha might not be best lookin bird in here, but beauty is only just a light switch away