Just got back from the blind matserbating competition!! Think i did ok but not got a clue who came first
My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 39 year old man with a 19 year old girlfriend they're just jealous !
It totally ruined our 10th anniversary !!
Whilst there we had curried pelican. Not bad,
but the ****ing bill was enormous.