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    RACISM - oldies but goldie


    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.


    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"


    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

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    lol

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    i read a one liner after the ICC World Cup Final reading:

    To those calling their bank today: good luck.

    made me smile lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by sub39h View Post
    i read a one liner after the ICC World Cup Final reading:

    To those calling their bank today: good luck.

    made me smile lol
    or a taxi round my way lol

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