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    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...




    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


    Finally CONFUCIUS CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY. . .


    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

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    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day

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    Man with three planks on his head is called Edward Woodward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Man with three planks on his head is called Edward Woodward.
    my old head of year in secondary had that exact name lol

    Audi A3 1.8T Sport (AGU) - 2000
    Engine: Carbonio CAI/Jetex JR Hybrid Induction, Forge 007p DV, Forge TIP, Longlife S/S Custom Exhaust system, R-Tech Stage 1 Remap, Creation Motorsport Boost Pipe Kit.
    Exterior and Chassis: 18" Cades Tyrus, Euro Wipers, low on JOM Coilovers, Eibach Front & Rear ARB's, Black Angel Eye Headlights, 6000K HID's, S3 Brakes.
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