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    Posh Hotel Toilet

    A bloke was bursting for the toilet, so he runs into a posh hotel and go into the ladies.
    He sits down and notices 4 buttons:
    1. WW
    2. WA
    3. PP
    4. ATR
    Curious he pushes WW and is gently sprayed with warm water, then he presses WA and a blast of warm air dries him. He presses PP and he gets a powder puff which leaves him smelling fresh, feeling pampered he presses ATR......

    He wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse " what the f*ck happened?", she says "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover, your cock is under your pillow!"
    Black LCR now gone

    Blue A4 Avant in its place

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    1st Gear

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    Ouch.... and lol
    Audi RS4 B7 Saloon in Mugello Blue

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    ouch


    Will update sig, when get a new car. This is a picture of my current car

 

 

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