Thread: "Jesus Knows You're Here"

A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin,
clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more,
after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he
heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.








'Did you say that?' he hissed
at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,
huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'

lol. My Rottie (Called Rufus) is the dumbest animal in the world. If you shout at him he wets himself and runs away, despite being 11 stone.

It's weird to see that pic of the Rottie above with bared teeth, you forget how nasty they can be when trained that way, when you have one who is so dopey.

Haha

My mum is in the salvation army and is actually thinking of using that in one of her meetings!!!

Absolute quality!

Originally Posted by Welly

It's weird to see that pic of the Rottie above with bared teeth, you forget how nasty they can be when trained that way

They took the pic right before he was about to sneeze...

lol good one Helen
I used to babysit for a friend and he had Carla a big version of that,a big softy though.