[FONT="]Last night, my friends went to a Gentlemans Club. One of the boys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note.
When the dancer came over, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. He called the girl back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the girl over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the girl is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The man in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her bum, grabbed the eighty pounds, and left!!!!
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When the dancer came over, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to her bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. He called the girl back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to her other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the girl over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her bum cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the girl is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The man in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her bum, grabbed the eighty pounds, and left!!!!
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