What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his arse...
Warren
What do you call a woman with a Egg & Bacon on her head....
Kath ?
Sorry peeps about the only ones I remember .. Cringe.....
What do you call a man with a Rabbit up his arse...
Warren
What do you call a woman with a Egg & Bacon on her head....
Kath ?
Sorry peeps about the only ones I remember .. Cringe.....
Audi A4 Avant 1.8T Limted Edition 2004 Manual (30k Miles) - Akoya Silver - S-Line Bodykit - RS4 17" Alloys
Heated Leather/Alcantra Seats
My Ex's(Some not so desirable !! ahemm...)
VW Golf 2.3 V5 170BHP
VW Polo 1.2 C Formel E - The Beast .....
Ford Fiesta 1.6 Si
A man in a paper suit?
-Russel.
A man with a car on his head?
-Jack.
A man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
-Bob.
A man with a seagull on his head?
-Cliff.
A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter?
-Beatrix.
A woman juggling a can of Guinness, a can of Budweiser and a Can of John Smith's Bitter... WHILE PLAYING SNOOKER?
-Beatrix Potter.
A woman between two goal-posts?
-Annette.
A man with a shovel sticking out of his head?
-Doug.
A man with a wooden head?
-Edward.
A man with THREE wooden heads?
Edward Woodward.
...those are just off the top of my head... don't ask me to think about it, or I'll give you a ton of 'em!
What do you call a girl who sets fire to I.O.U's?
Bernadette.
Audi A4 Avant 1.8T Limted Edition 2004 Manual (30k Miles) - Akoya Silver - S-Line Bodykit - RS4 17" Alloys
Heated Leather/Alcantra Seats
My Ex's(Some not so desirable !! ahemm...)
VW Golf 2.3 V5 170BHP
VW Polo 1.2 C Formel E - The Beast .....
Ford Fiesta 1.6 Si
What do you a Russian knife thrower?
Bloodynear Chopmeheadoff
A Russian Prostitute?
Onya Backyou*****
Audi A6 Avant (2002) 2.5 V6 Quattro. Sunroof, Bluetooth mp3 Xcarlink, 6cd, xenons, tints, ST3, 18" RS6s
I have VCDS and I'm not afraid to use it, well, a little bit?
What do you call a
"Yugoslavian Prostitute"
Sloba downmycockyou*****
Audi A4 Avant 1.8T Limted Edition 2004 Manual (30k Miles) - Akoya Silver - S-Line Bodykit - RS4 17" Alloys
Heated Leather/Alcantra Seats
My Ex's(Some not so desirable !! ahemm...)
VW Golf 2.3 V5 170BHP
VW Polo 1.2 C Formel E - The Beast .....
Ford Fiesta 1.6 Si
What do you call:-
A man thats been dead for a hundred years?
Pete
A lady laying on top of a house?
Ruth
A lady standing at the back of the house?
Patty O'doors
A deer with no eyes?
No idea...
A deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...
A deer with no eyes and no legs that's been shot?
Still no bloody idea!
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whodyanickabollockov.
what do you call 2 scottish gay men?
ben doon & phill mcavity
A man with no arms or legs who can still swim the Channel?
Clever Dick!