Sarah's A3 - Man or Woman?

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There has been a debate for ages now about the authenticity of the user Sarah's A3 being a woman, I'll admit & have done to the said person that I was doubting this given for a woman & no not being sexist, but for a woman she would be very knowledgable on certain car things.

Well I can 100% confirm visually :detective2: that she is indeed a woman & if it wasnt for her being married & me having a missus & kid on route I'd be dialling her number :eyebrows: lmfao.

Nah, on a serious note, she's a lovely lady, very nice person & has the looks to go with it, the pic of her in the sig doesnt do her justice.

So to end the debate, take my word for it (visually) 100% female.

Her husband Watty can confirm the rest :laugh:
 
Inters.

Hence the word "Visually" only, although..................................
 
hey Nige!!! cheers mate, thought you were ace too!

lol, Aythreee what do you want??? stripped off for full searching haa haa.......
 
What you interested for Aythreee, she's a woman, not your ball game is it (scuse the pun) :lmfao:
 
I'm not of aythree's sexual orientation...so I'd quite like visual proof that Sarah's A3 is a woman. :p

What a random thread...Audi-sport.net just gets better and better, haha.

On a side note, had my car remapped yesterday, i love it :)
 
Wait for it...............................
 
NHN said:
What you interested for Aythreee, she's a woman, not your ball game is it (scuse the pun) :lmfao:
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Sarah's A3 said:
:laugh: oh yeh, I forgot that!!! Sorry I dont have no meat and 2 veg!!!!
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Twits! :happy:

I've told you before.... it's not my fault another man was attracted to me.

I bet you've both had a dog try to hump your leg before. Does that mean you're into beastiality??

(you don't have to answer that if you're not ready to admit to it)
 
aythreee said:
I bet you've both had a dog try to hump your leg before. Does that mean you're into beastiality??

(you don't have to answer that if you're not ready to admit to it)
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Legendary reply mate! I just laughed proper loud in my office

And when my mrs looks dog rough in the mornings...I guess I am technically into bestiality :wub:
 
PMSL, I said wait for it, lol, I can tell yer mate, missus mothers little poxy jack russell is the horniest thing on this planet, feck me, tries to shag your leg untold times a day, unreal, even with no sex for 9 months I still wouldnt be as horny as that little fecker lmfao, got videos if interested lmfao, has you ******* yourself its so funny.

Just to confirm, I dont usually record animals shagging :lmfao:
 
crazy88 said:
And when my mrs looks dog rough in the mornings...I guess I am technically into bestiality :wub:
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Didnt know whether to laugh or cry at that mate, but in end did both as was so funny lmfao pmsl
 
crazy88 said:
And when my mrs looks dog rough in the mornings...I guess I am technically into bestiality :wub:
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:lmfao: :lmfao:
Hold on, my missus looks dead in the morning. Am I into necrophilia??? :scared2:



NHN said:
Just to confirm, I dont usually record animals shagging :lmfao:
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Hahahhaha..... almost cracked a rib reading that one.

PS: Post the video please. :undwech:
 
I'll see if I can post it on the tube later.
 
crazy88 said:
Legendary reply mate! I just laughed proper loud in my office

And when my mrs looks dog rough in the mornings...I guess I am technically into bestiality :wub:
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haa haa poor girl, but wouldnt she have her head buried in the pillows anyway haa haa
 
I've met said woman too and agree that she does have far too much knowledge of vehicles than is normal.

Therefore I have come to the conclusion that he/she is without doubt a blatant Bankok lady boy! :faint:
 
aha! We have a lady boy in our midst!!! Sarah, fess up, we're on to you now!!! Any 'girl' who knows what a 'DSG' is...well, it's just not normal.
 
haa haa i know alot more than just DSG! thats why my female friends think im odd!!! or is that cos i love sex too much and they dont bother with their hubbies (oh another topic lol)

lady boy haa haaa cheers Cal you big puff! lol
 
Sarah's A3 said:
.....or is that cos i love sex too much and they dont bother with their hubbies (oh another topic lol)
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I hate you and your husband! I should be known as Barren Barry, booooooooo

or maybe just "the typical bloke who's wife just never wants sex" :Flush:
 
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hhaaaa haaa i'll call you Barry then from now on!!!!

Hey Barry, its up to you to rev her up you know lol!!!!
 
Well you can relax now S...Nige thinks your female....Did you have doubts..:faint:
 
I know, and i get all the usual promises through the day, but as soon as 10ish rolls around it's always "ooh, i've got such a headache suddenly" "no, you can't do that, i'm not washing my hair" "i'm so tired i can hardly move" (which personally i think is the lamest..who says she has to move!!!

Anyway, it's always the same. I'm over it...me and Aythree are gonna hook up! haha
 
Yup, he admitted he had his doubts! Cheeky g*t! But after seeing him on his knees in front of me, I knew he knew the truth lol!!!

But no, ive never had doubts that im female! All the right bits wobble when they should!!! lol and have 2 pointy bits that stick out rather than one with a life of its own lol
 
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crazy88 said:
I know, and i get all the usual promises through the day, but as soon as 10ish rolls around it's always "ooh, i've got such a headache suddenly" "no, you can't do that, i'm not washing my hair" "i'm so tired i can hardly move" (which personally i think is the lamest..who says she has to move!!!

Anyway, it's always the same. I'm over it...me and Aythree are gonna hook up! haha
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Want a little tip??

Dont wait til 10!!!! drag her up much earlier then she can go up early and you are a happy boy and leave her to her sleep lol and carry on watching TV, surfin or pornin lol
 
PLEASE POST ONE PICTURE THAT IS LARGE ENOUGH FOR US TO SEE PROPERLY!!!!!!!!

DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE ONE IN YOUR SIG (although it is the preferred option), IT CAN BE ANY PHOTO OF YOU!!!

DO IT NOW.... IN THIS THREAD..... TODAY..... HERE.... RIGHT AWAY.... NO EXCUSES.... OR SUBJECT CHANGES.... OR SIDE STEPS..... OR NOTHING!!!

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