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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Want a little tip??

    Dont wait til 10!!!! drag her up much earlier then she can go up early and you are a happy boy and leave her to her sleep lol and carry on watching TV, surfin or pornin lol
    Oh no, I agree...the going up at 10ish is when I finally drag her upstairs after all the other excuses have been and gone. Ha. Like I said...who needs her! Pornin as you call it works wonders, hahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Anyway, it's always the same. I'm over it...me and Aythree are gonna hook up! haha
    i'll bring the Lithuanian and you bring the Pole! (nationality, not the long round bit of metal... although one of those could come in handy too! )

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    In my head, all lithuanian and polish girls are professional pole dancers, so i'll bring a metal one with me!

    Europeans FTW!!


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    Sarah's A3 - Man or Woman?

    I too was at inters and met Sarah !!! I can 100% confirm she is all woman !!! Well , her chest was anyway, didn't manage to catch the rest of her !!! But hey that's good enough in my book !!! Lmfao. Joking aside, I met her and hubby and they were a pleasure to meet, lovely couple and he's a very lucky guy !!!!
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    In my head, all lithuanian and polish girls are professional pole dancers, so i'll bring a metal one with me!

    Europeans FTW!!
    And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
    RE-'effing-SULT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
    RE-'effing-SULT!!!
    Surely during sex there isn't time for chat! I don't think I could even manage a word! "hel..." Oh, i'm done! That was fast.

    Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
    RE-'effing-SULT!!!
    lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
    I make you right. She 'thanked' someone a minute ago and I posted the request 10 mins ago, so she's still here. Just choosing not to respond. Suspect. Very suspect indeed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Surely during sex there isn't time for chat! I don't think I could even manage a word! "hel..." Oh, i'm done! That was fast.

    Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
    I'm getting a good picture of you now Barry..or should that be speedy Barry lol No wonder she makes excuses lol!! blink and its over!!! wheres the all night long fun!!!!!

    Yeh it cost me a fortune with bribes lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa
    But in reality it's the moans of a wife that I get. "oh husband...do we have to go to your parents for dinner tomorrow?" wrong kind of moaning in my eyes...hence why i liked your idea of head buried in pillow, haha! Muffled moaning is ok to deal with.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa
    Surely the odd "who's is it" is allowed???

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    ....or "get off you fat cow, i've got cramp".

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    ....or "get off you fat cow, i've got cramp".
    I just did a proper lol again!

    It does my head in that during sex...actually, i'll stop that story, it may get me banned. Must remember that this is a car site, not sex help site, ha!


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    Speaking of "who's is it"..... I remember once during sex the girl said "who's is it".
    I couldn't work out if she was asking who's her's is... or who's mine is...... so I said "ours??"
    I couldn't concentrate on the job after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    It does my head in that during sex...
    Come on, spill the beans.......

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    that all he can think about is why is she just lying there !!! lol (sorry i'll get my coat!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    that all he can think about is why is she just lying there !!! lol (sorry i'll get my coat!)
    if only she just did lay there...instead she wriggles and keeps telling me i got the wrong hole! No I effin didn't, i chose to try that one! :D

    And Aythreeee, you have a PM

    Stop taking us off topic though sarah, and get a pic up! lol


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    haa haa you 2 are much more interesting and funny!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    haa haa you 2 are much more interesting and funny!
    Well, yes we are aren't we! We lighten up any situation. Just a shame my mrs laughs at me, and not with me. I didn't get the nickname 'small tall paul' for no reason!


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    Aw! chin up mate! Its quality not quantity apparently!!

    Anyway, its Barry!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Aw! chin up mate! Its quality not quantity apparently!!

    Anyway, its Barry!
    I disagree whole heartedly...it's quantity not quality for a guy. We can close our eyes and pretend it's good every night of the week! haha

    and thanks for reminding me of the nickname, haha!


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    I did sneek the 'apparently' in lol


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    You did indeed! It seems that both cannot exist in the smae relationship though. Perhaps this is why people go swinging? hmmmm


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    lol, first Aythreee now your off swinging lol!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, first Aythreee now your off swinging lol!!!
    Yeah, we discussed it...it'd never work out, so we decided to be in an open relationship! haha.


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    well hes fixed up with the guy from the gym anyway haa haa


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    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    Well you can relax now S...Nige thinks your female....Did you have doubts..
    Shame you didnt make it there P, maybe AITP????? Wanna see those alloys!


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    Wow, what an epic random thread

    Have to make time for the love. Things have slowed up a bit now with the new lady and we've fallen back to three or four times a night. It's quite bizarre after my ex as I had to poke her in the eye to make sure she was still alive. Think I'd have done better lying on her and screwing the bed instead.

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    I was at GTI Inters too, and I can confirm NHN is a GIRL!


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    Oh, and Sarah just looks like the small sig pic in real life.


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    Was at Inters.
    Parked up apposite ASN pitch as it happens.

    Wore my mankini, NHN stood me up.
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    dont feel sad! He was suitably entertained on the floor lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Shame you didnt make it there P, maybe AITP????? Wanna see those alloys!
    I might put in a appearance if demand is high enough
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    You had better!!! Wanna pinch your steering wheel lol (Oh did i type that!!!!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I was at GTI Inters too, and I can confirm NHN is a GIRL!
    Abracadabra, oh look hole in my back yard

    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Was at Inters.
    Parked up apposite ASN pitch as it happens.

    Wore my mankini, NHN stood me up.
    Feck me, I'd have missed my little ones birth to see that picture dude, that would have been a life entertaining sight for sure pmsl

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    dont feel sad! He was suitably entertained on the floor lol
    It was bloody hot, so I was taking advantage of the shade area created by your frontage pmsl

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post


    It was bloody hot, so I was taking advantage of the shade area created by your frontage pmsl
    haa haa any time!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    haa haa any time!
    Anytime, just gonna make a note of that lol

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    Sarah is most deffo a ........................ w o m a n....
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