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    imported_RastaS4
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    Dirty Jokes

    A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

    Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

    The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."


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  3. #2
    imported_RastaS4
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    Re: Dirty Jokes

    There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

    The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

    The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

    The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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    Re: Dirty Jokes

    lol! much better than the times up ones!

 

 

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