here's 40p, call your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight - worked once with me lol
the traditional - is that a ladder in your tights or is that the stairway to heaven?
wanna go half n half on a barsteward? couple of slaps
What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that? - got me into 1 or 2 scraps lol
wanna taste my d**k?
what?
i said, wanna taste my drink?
one that has worked for me a few times after i have them laughing and got to know them a little, one of my favourites too lol - Come to me, and let me slay you with my sword of love!
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