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    Post weekend joke....

    One day, a man noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.
    He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.

    He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look.
    Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited.
    The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," the man stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is."

    "Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.

    "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are.
    I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts."
    The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor man when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments.

    Finally, they return, and ask the man to step inside. "Okay," the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars, you can kiss my wife's tits."

    At this, the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last.
    The man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy.
    This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.

    "I can't," replies the man, still nuzzling away.

    "Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.

    "I don't have ten thousand dollars!"

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    Re: Post weekend joke....

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Re: Post weekend joke....

    I'll 'pinch' that one .......... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Post weekend joke....

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    Just Plain Old said:
    I'll 'pinch' that one .......... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    [/ QUOTE ]


    I certainly did copy, paste, forward [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

 

 

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