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    Anyone want a Pussy?

    Was in a bar today with a mate and when the barmaid came over, the convo went like this:

    Barmaid: Can I get you anything?

    Me: Can I have a Vodka and Redbull please?

    My mate: Do you have Pussy?

    After I got myself back on my stool... I find out it's an actual drink!!




    Anyone heard of it because it was a first for me!!
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    this has Sarahs A3 name allover it.

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    nah, the pictures too big !!!!!!!
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    nah, the pictures too big !!!!!!!
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    this has Sarahs A3 name allover it.
    haa haa what do you mean!! lol, wouldnt mind trying one though eh voorhees!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    nah, the pictures too big !!!!!!!
    lol, I may get it bigger!!! lol...................


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    A drink with added 'Milk Thistle'??? whats that? Not the usual flavour lol haaaa haaaaaaa


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    A drink with added 'Milk Thistle'??? whats that? Not the usual flavour lol haaaa haaaaaaa
    ha ha could answer with something coarse but shan't
    milk thistle is if you have organ probs (no comments)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, I may get it bigger!!! lol...................
    whos ?.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    ha ha could answer with something coarse but shan't
    milk thistle is if you have organ probs (no comments)
    organ as in?????? .... no way! lol

    and I thought you may have a coarse answer lol!!!
    Last edited by voorhees; 15th May 2010 at 20:38. Reason: no cheating ! lol


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    did you just say you wouldnt mind trying pussy, now the truth comes out


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    I'm guessin not many people have heard of it then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_coz View Post
    I'm guessin not many people have heard of it then!
    I think a few have drunk pussy but maybe it was straight from the tap/brewer

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I think a few have drunk pussy but maybe it was straight from the tap/brewer

    LMFAO oh you've made me go all red now what do you mean .... haa haa


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    LMFAO oh you've made me go all red now what
    ha ha yes sure I did

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    ha ha yes sure I did

    nope not really, would take a lot more than that .......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    nope not really, would take a lot more than that .......
    I bet

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I bet
    lol

    So where can you get the cans from to try!!! Im always up for new tastes (i'll wait for comments lol)

    Bet all you lot love the taste too!!!! haa ha


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    Thumbs up

    Nowt wrong with pussy although i prefer mine from the furry cup and not the can lol

    Seriously though, where CAN you buy it as i wouldnt mine some myself just for comedy value!

    Edit see here all:-

    http://www.pussydrinks.com/shop.php

    You buy a trial pack of 2 cans for 6.00 lol or 24 cans for 30.

    Im not one to say no to pussy but seems expensive to me
    Last edited by Dazmo; 15th May 2010 at 22:56.


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    apparently you can buy pussy online http://www.pussydrinks.com/home.html
    I'm thinking of a few cases

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Nowt wrong with pussy although i prefer mine from the furry cup and not the can lol

    Seriously though, where CAN you buy it as i wouldnt mine some myself just for comedy value!

    Edit see here all:-

    http://www.pussydrinks.com/shop.php

    You buy a trial pack of 2 cans for 6.00 lol or 24 cans for 30.

    Im not one to say no to pussy but seems expensive to me
    Fo those who just want a little pussy and at a cheaper price go here lol http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/---Pussy---100...909270ffd8f446


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Nowt wrong with pussy although i prefer mine from the furry cup and not the can lol

    Seriously though, where CAN you buy it as i wouldnt mine some myself just for comedy value!

    Edit see here all:-

    http://www.pussydrinks.com/shop.php

    You buy a trial pack of 2 cans for 6.00 lol or 24 cans for 30.

    Im not one to say no to pussy but seems expensive to me
    Now thats expensive pussy! And I bet its not a patch on the real thing!!!!


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    I can get it cheaper Daz but I need some dynamite to wake her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    A drink with added 'Milk Thistle'???
    sarah, ive got some 'man milk' ! if u fancy some, mind u, i bet your dripping in it !!!!!!!!!! lmfao
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    apparently you can buy pussy online http://www.pussydrinks.com/home.html
    I'm thinking of a few cases

    lol, dont over dose on it now! wouldnt want you necking it too fast! Or you may need a nurse to help you lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    sarah, ive got some 'man milk' ! if u fancy some, mind u, i bet your dripping in it !!!!!!!!!! lmfao
    You dirty b*****d..............Im first!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    sarah, ive got some 'man milk' ! if u fancy some, mind u, i bet your dripping in it !!!!!!!!!! lmfao
    lol, yeh funny you mention that I tend to get covered! No idea why!!!! haa haa


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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I can get it cheaper Daz but I need some dynamite to wake her
    dynamite LMFAO aw! you need to rev her up instead of the car!!! Or get her drunk!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    dynamite LMFAO aw! you need to rev her up instead of the car!!! Or get her drunk!
    I tried but she wasn't happy with my size 11 on her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Fo those who just want a little pussy and at a cheaper price go here lol http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/---Pussy---100...909270ffd8f446
    with the ingredients in it its going to keep you awake at least and taste foul!!! Keep to the real thing I think, much cheaper too!!

    With added Milk Thistle. Botanical Extracts per can. Guarana 530mg, Siberian Ginseng 114mg, Milk Thistle 286mg, Gingko Biloba 109mg, Schizandra 112mg, Sarsaparilla 103mg. High Caffeine Content (32mg/100ml).


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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I tried but she wasn't happy with my size 11 on her
    Daft woman lol, esp if its true what they say about sizes of mens feet!!!!


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    errrmm...i just bought a case!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    errrmm...i just bought a case!
    woop woop, see youre getting some pussy soon after all!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    errrmm...i just bought a case!
    You going to share?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Daft woman lol, esp if its true what they say about sizes of mens feet!!!!
    jase is coming round to mine tomorrow, hes bringing my shoes back !!!!!!! dont know why he borrowed them, hes only a size 6 !!!!!
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You going to share?
    he may if you pay half!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    jase is coming round to mine tomorrow, hes bringing my shoes back !!!!!!! dont know why he borrowed them, hes only a size 6 !!!!!
    lol, and theres me thinking its was the kids shoes he meant!! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    jase is coming round to mine tomorrow, hes bringing my shoes back !!!!!!! dont know why he borrowed them, hes only a size 6 !!!!!
    that is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    lol, and theres me thinking its was the kids shoes he meant!! lol
    ONLY WHEN ITS COLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

 

 
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