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    FactionOne's Tip of the Day!

    Never, ever, EVER! Put toothpicks/cocktail-sticks in your back pocket.

    ...I learned this little gem only a few minutes ago; when I got out of the car and felt the contents of my back sky rocket go tight as I stood up. That sensation only lasted for a split second until something gave, and it was the skin on the back of my leg as a tootpick exerted enough force to pierce it and dig a good half inch into said leg. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

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    Lol, shouldn't laugh but ouch!

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    Prick!



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    I know an awesome party trick with a cocktail stick

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    Ouch!!!!! haa haa sorry but sure you will laugh about it soon! Ouch! not nice...


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    just a little prick then

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Prick!
    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    just a little prick then
    Timing fail

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    OH NO not another gay thread ??????
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    rob had a small prick up his arse...... BAHHHHAHAHA!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    Aythreee will here to comment soon lol

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    did you have a smoke afterwards......

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    did you have a smoke afterwards......

    No just a sleep lol!


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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    Aythreee will here to comment soon lol
    Lmfao, I could have predicted that being posted as soon as I read this...

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    OH NO not another gay thread ??????

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    LMAO! Why was the toothpick in your back pocket in the first place? Hope your feeling better though!
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    its either mapped or broken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by s3dave View Post
    did you have a smoke afterwards......



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