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    Hung parliament!

    Excellent news, 39% of this stupid country have voted labour.

    Congratulations you silly t***s, im guessing the majoirty of these are doll scrounging scum, who have not worked a day in their life and want to keep taking their benefit handouts every week.

    Clearly people dont seem to want a change, 4 more years of labour here we come!.

    This country is officially f***d.

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    Unfortunately "Hung Parliament" doesn't mean the same as it did when Henry VIII was around

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    with that many people on the dole or claiming mega benifits that pay more than the jobs they can do Labour must have 2 -3 million votes head start on anyone else ffs
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    without sounding racist, didnt labour go after all the muslims and uk pasported asilam seekers etc. they gotta account for a high percentage as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALPINE View Post
    without sounding racist, didnt labour go after all the muslims and uk pasported asilam seekers etc. they gotta account for a high percentage as well.
    Yep them too.

    Just so pi****d about this, i really wanted conservative to win the majority, we need a fresh government!

    Unfortuantly labour have secured their voters by keeping the majority of the them happy with easy benefits, free asylum.

    Mean while us working folk have to pay for it all with higher taxes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Mean while us working folk have to pay for it all with higher taxes.
    Welcome to socialism.
    The trouble with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other peoples money to spend.

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    I must admit I'm pissing myself laughing at the Conservatives,,, did they really think that Liebours 'open door' immigration policy, and the resultant importation of 3 Million + immigrant voters would only affect the BNP vote, and not affect them...?? They should have spoke up about it when they had the chance......!!

    THIS WAS LIEBOURS PLAN, AND IT VERY NEARLY WORKED........ Next time around people should perhaps vote BNP whilst their vote still counts.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazmo View Post
    Mean while us working folk have to pay for it all with higher taxes.
    And the Tories will look after everyman's pocket any better? If they had a majority I'd have stuck a fiver on them having an emergency budget and whacking VAT up to 20% within five minutes of Liz signing their P46.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not a staunch blind labour supporter, it's simply that I think that everyman is always the chap who ends up footing the bill; but I just think the blue ones are more likely to put more tax on fish and chips than they do on caviar and truffles. Can't upset all their peers and all that.

    Part of me thinks that a hung parliament might not even be that bad, at least there's an extra level of agreement before anything stupid can be actioned; although that of course means there's an extra level of stupidity at which good ideas can be abandoned. Still, another election before long then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jb0o View Post
    Come Monday Cameron will be the new PM.
    Oh the joys. None of them actually care about the Country, only about gettings into power.

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    As i've posted before - Those (Millions) who work in the public sector (Millions of jobs created in the public sector by Labour) werent ever going to vote out their bosses where they!

    Add to that the scum that don't work/won't work, lets all have 5 kids chavscum and you're back in....


    All this matters not though - With the last rush of seats the Torries gained at the end - plus the re-count's that have gone in their favour, they'll either have the strong hold as Lib Dem's seem to want to work with them, rather than L*bour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just Plain Old View Post
    I must admit I'm pissing myself laughing at the Conservatives,,, did they really think that Liebours 'open door' immigration policy, and the resultant importation of 3 Million + immigrant voters would only affect the BNP vote, and not affect them...?? They should have spoke up about it when they had the chance......!!

    THIS WAS LIEBOURS PLAN, AND IT VERY NEARLY WORKED........ Next time around people should perhaps vote BNP whilst their vote still counts.......
    NEVER They're morons of the highest caliber. They use immigration as an excuse for their vile, racist, moronic beliefs.

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    They can speak out on immigration because they haven't got an hidden agenda to please immigrants. Notice how every other party avoided the issue?
    Why can we have Scottish and Welsh natonalists who care about their countrys identity but when we have a British Nationalist party they are racist for doing the same thing?

    I have no idea how a hung parliament is going to work in this country, all three parties are as bad as each other. And not one of them listens to the public who voted for them. As said previously, they are more concerned about the power than serving the people of the UK.

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    All I want is the next Government to advertise exactly what Labour have been up to and detail how much we, UK PLC, are in the sh1t.

    Unfortunantly, whoever wins, and forms the next government, they are going to have to make some nasty decisions in terms of tax rises, civil service job culls and probably government contract cancellations, e.g the new aircraft carriers..etc. All this will probably lose them the next election. Interesting is it not that Labour are very good at spending/wasting other peoples money, the Tories get in and sort the mess out thats been created, but in the process pi$$ off so many folk that Labour walk into Government again at the following election for the cycle to start all over again......sheesh
    All I do know is that if I ran my own personal financial affairs like Gordon 'prudent' Brown I would be on skid row now sleeping on a park bench !

    The one thing I wanna see is immigration curbed significantly, the number of quangoes and useless civil servants cut, review of all civil service pensions, the number of MP's cut, and most of all benefits cut ! Any immigrant who has not contributed to the country in terms of Tax & NI for at least 5 years should be entitled to zero benefits !
    As for the marching army of indigenous unemployed who simply don't want to work (as its not worthwhile them doing so) need to have their benefits cut so they are forced to find a job.
    Will ANY of this happen....no way as todays breed of politicians are absolutely bl**dy useless !

    Lastly, as according to Gordon Brown, I must be a bigot....as I actually have an opinion :-(
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    Hung parliament!

    It would be funny but the Tories got two million more votes than Labour so how does that not make them winners.......and breathe

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    Yeap it will be a Clegg/Cameron party, anything to get this Brown idiot out of the street, cant stand his attitude at all, the econony hasnt got better minimally cause of his interaction IMHO, natural course of events also IMHO, but back to the party, LDP will get minister seats & Labour will get sweet FA, that'll do for me atm as many people reiterate, what change will any of them really make that will filter down to us lowly workers huh, even if the tories make an unseen 0.00000000001% difference to Labours almighty feck ups, then that would also be worthwhile lol.

    For the record, no I'm not a Labour supporter, but thanks for asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    It would be funny but the Tories got two million more votes than Labour so how does that not make them winners.......and breathe
    That's what i thought!

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    btw.. i hear there not hung.. infact they all have nats winkles......


    just trying to lighten up this thread my bad...

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    As much as I'm annoyed that Conservatives didn't win a majority, I think it's a good thing. I kinda like Clegg, just have no faith in their ability to get their ball rolling as the've never been in office - they'd all be a bit start-struck for a bit which might be an expensive period of errors. But Brown's been slapped, yet still spewing his arrogant horse-**** at us with a deluded sense of credibility, whilst Cameron and Clegg must have been talking well before they made a public statement. Note how their statements were wholly symbiotic in vocabulary and syntax within minutes of one another pending Cameron's afternoon statement. Neither want Gordon Brown looming around anymore so you can rely on the human condition to ensure that Comeron and Clegg oust Brown to have power - in whatever form it takes. And I suspect HM Queen has had a chat to get their fingers out PDQ. And spare me any ignorant comments about the Queen having no power etc or I'll get constitutional on ya ass. Weekly PM meetings with the Queen aren't mere gloss, and the parliament act is such because HMQ approves the concept of laws long before we know about them, and before they hit the Lords - which is why the commons can push them through, eventually.

    Brown is now officially a squatter and his sheepishness today reveals the austere appearance of No.10 when the cameras show it. And did anyone see his constituency count last night? He was sh**ing himself lol, he went even greyer than he is already, followed by a stunning appearance of desperate relief. Imagine, oh I was praying.

    The Country's mess is the same for everyone and the weakness of the hung vote means that the coalition will have to prove itself pretty quick as it'll be a prime target for Labour - under new management. But at least it'll take a long while for them to regroup but Brown can join Blair in a double-act of after-dinner speaking. Frankly, I wouldn't pay 6 figure sums of money to anyone who was an 'ex' anything lol. But let's hope that the coalition rein europe coz Jesus, it;s expensive and doesn't help our current economic situation.

    Anyway, it's all a load of ******** and once the coalition get comfortable it'll be the same old sh** just a different day!
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    Whoever takes over the runnin VAT will no doubt go up , it should never have been lowered imo did 2% really make anyone spend more ???

    Wouldn`t mind paying a extra 2p in the pound so long as people on benifits lost 2p in the pound also
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