Ok, so I'm sitting here at work and have just had one of those 'Hmmmm... I had a dream last night' moments.
In the dream I was at home, lounging around, when I heard a noise.
I looked down and saw some yellow ants marching through my living room.
They were fast little buggers.
I tried to run but could only manage a slow-mo trot to the kitchen.
The ants ran after me.
I turned and stamped on one.
But the little b*stard stung me through the sole of my Nike's.
Lifted up my foot and saw that the ant had been squished. There was yellow fluid everywhere.
Wiped it up with some kitchen roll.
The other ants came after me.
I ran back to the living room.
They were on the sofa and the remote control. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE!!
They had now worked out how to sting me.... without actually stinging me!!
I could feel the pain of the sting just by looking at an ant.
I knew that I would have to move out.
Started to think about mortgages and estate agents.
But who would buy my place with ants that could sting you just by looking at them?
No one. That's who!
I was in trouble. Real trouble.
I started to struggle (wft!!). From what?? I don't know.
And then I woke up, relieved it was a dream, happy it was all over and that I wouldn't have to deal with yellow ants anymore.
I fell back to sleep again.
The next thing I know my alarm is going off and it's time for work. Sad again.
No recollection of the dream.... until now.
So just thought I'd let you all know.
What does this mean??? Any dream experts in the house?