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A man walks up to a bar, and ask's the bartender for a pint. Whilst the bartender is pulling the pint the man looks in his to shirt pocket, pays the bartender and then walks off to drink his pint.
When comes back he ask's the bartender for another pint. Whilst the bartender is pulling the pint the man looks in his to shirt pocket again, pays the bartender and then walks off to drink his pint again.
Again the man comes up to get another pint and does exactly the same thing.
On the 7th pint the bar tender stops the man, as he is about to look in his pocket and asks the question " why every time you get a drink do you look in your shirt pocket?"
The man replies " because I have a picture of my wife in there and when she looks good I go home!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
When comes back he ask's the bartender for another pint. Whilst the bartender is pulling the pint the man looks in his to shirt pocket again, pays the bartender and then walks off to drink his pint again.
Again the man comes up to get another pint and does exactly the same thing.
On the 7th pint the bar tender stops the man, as he is about to look in his pocket and asks the question " why every time you get a drink do you look in your shirt pocket?"
The man replies " because I have a picture of my wife in there and when she looks good I go home!" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif