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    so did he like it when you called him the bugger king?? make him feel big and hard eh aythreee

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    Can't believe it's been a year since the last installment!

    Anyway, I was at the gym today and saw him in the changing rooms. Hadn't seen him for a while so had a little chat.
    BUT......... you know how sometimes when you're chatting to someone you catch a little whiff of their breath???? Well this happened.


    I won't tell you what his breath smelt of............

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    Can't believe it's been a year since the last installment!

    Anyway, I was at the gym today and saw him in the changing rooms. Hadn't seen him for a while so had a little chat.
    BUT......... you know how sometimes when you're chatting to someone you catch a little whiff of their breath???? Well this happened.


    I won't tell you what his breath smelt of............
    I'm guessing it wasn't prawns.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm guessing it wasn't prawns.....
    Hahahah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'm guessing it wasn't prawns.....
    hahahahaha!


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    Haahaaaa but you got it straight away!!!! lol So did you chat for a good while then lol!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Haahaaaa but you got it straight away!!!! lol So did you chat for a good while then lol!
    No, it was all over in 30 seconds, and then they both had a cigarette.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    No, it was all over in 30 seconds, and then they both had a cigarette.
    ....and farted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Haahaaaa but you got it straight away!!!!
    That's actually quite scary, cos I did!!!

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    So did you chat for a good while then lol!
    We had a nice chat. He was telling me about a gay film night he went to recently with his "partner" called..... wait for it...... NIGEL!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    his "partner" called..... wait for it...... NIGEL!!!!!!
    That brings a whole new dimension to the the 'knock of Nigel' song now doesn't it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythree View Post
    .........He was telling me about a gay film night he went to recently with his "partner" called..... wait for it...... NIGEL!!!!!!
    /thread now, it cannot reach a higher peak!


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    Holy crap, it has been a year & you're still trying your luck, dude think you need a new closet from Ikea lmfao.

    Anyway serious note now, when you gonna BUM him, the suspense is killing us lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    That brings a whole new dimension to the the 'knock of Nigel' song now doesn't it....


    Knocked off nigel!


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    lol, you keep going back though Aythree!!! Either hes a great guy to chat to or .......................... lol Do you know his Nigel too!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Do you know his Nigel too!!!!
    Nope, I don't know him, but he did say that he drives an Audi.

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    lol


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    lol

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    OMFG!!!
    First time i read this thread and you guys literally have me in tears laughing so hard! this is the funniest thread i have ever read!

    I am now thinking about posting a link of this thread onto my FB... pure quality!

    Now i get the Aythree gay jokes!
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    Anyone spot aythreee


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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    I am now thinking about posting a link of this thread onto my FB... pure quality!
    Happy for you to do so, UNLESS one of your FB friends is a 6 foot gay who goes to a gym in the westminster area and likes sneaking peeks at willies in the changing rooms!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Anyone spot aythreee


    Did you record that using your phone at the weekend?

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    Dude they wouldnt let Issy in with me, they have strict policy of no dribblers, shame as she would of got pampered lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Dude they wouldnt let Issy in with me, they have strict policy of no dribblers, shame as she would of got pampered lmfao


    You missed a good night. Ah well, next time.

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    Update:

    Saw him today. He was on his way to the gym as I was walking back from it.
    Must say, he's lost weight. Was looking kinda trim.

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    get in there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme187 View Post
    get in there!
    On the pavement, with people walking past?

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    isnt that what the kids are doing nowadays?
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    did he catch you checking out his pecks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    did he catch you checking out his pecks lol
    Nope. He was too busy checking out my crotch.

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    LMFAO @ name change dude

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    Oh my.... he finally came out the closet!!
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    lmfao someone has been playing (the field) lmfao

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    I hate this place!

    There is evil on ASN !!!!


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    Does Nigel know yet

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    Will break it to him gently.

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    LMFAO

    When did that name change happen anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    LMFAO

    When did that name change happen anyway?
    Just after I got back from the gym, funnily enough.

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    Somethings is amiss here, I've noticed Staz is lingering about invisibly today

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