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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    lmfao hey you're kidding me right, with all the rest of the posts you find mine "EWWWWWWWW" lmfao, I mena here's Ayrthreee coming out to all of ASN & you're worried about what I said, have some heart & consideration for the guy, its hard for anyone coming out of the closet, lets ease his pain.

    Ayr is this him




    So that is what this is all about..... i'm coming out!! Is this how it happens??!!

    One thing though.... I've noticed you have quite a collection of photos of guys in mankinis!!
    Anything you want to talk about here on ASN too?? This thread is big enough for the two of us you know

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    I'll be honest mate, I was going to try & be a matchmaker with you & PaulAR as he has a fetish for Mankini's, hey lovematch.com has nothing on the ASN loveboat lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    I'll be honest mate, I was going to try & be a matchmaker with you & PaulAR as he has a fetish for Mankini's, hey lovematch.com has nothing on the ASN loveboat lmfao
    You're a right little Cilla Black!

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    Hey if it shows our 1st ASN marraige then I'll be Ken Dodd if it helps lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    I'll be Ken Dodd if it helps lmfao
    Mankinis... Tickling stick.... yep, there's definitely something you want to get off your chest! lol




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    LMFAO yeah tickle your arse with a feather or in his case duster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post


    So that is what this is all about..... i'm coming out!! Is this how it happens??!!

    Lol, you have finally admitted you are a sausage jockey lol, and going back to the gym later lol, enjoy tiger!!!! gggrrrrr!!!!!! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Lol, you have finally admitted you are a sausage jockey lol, and going back to the gym later lol, enjoy tiger!!!! gggrrrrr!!!!!! lol
    My sides hurt from the laughing, classic quote, nice one Sarah, love having a woman on the site with such an open mind, kudos, its fun for sure & all light hearted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    My sides hurt from the laughing, classic quote, nice one Sarah, love having a woman on the site with such an open mind, kudos, its fun for sure & all light hearted.
    Your sides cant be hurting as much as mine lol, Guys are sooo funny when they think they are being eyed! And yes its fun and all light...love it!


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    I have seen a photo of Mads in a mankini and trust me, it makes your eyes hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarah's A3 View Post
    Lol, you have finally admitted you are a sausage jockey lol, and going back to the gym later lol, enjoy tiger!!!! gggrrrrr!!!!!! lol
    lol.

    Well you'll be pleased to know I made it out of the changing rooms alive....... this time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    lol.

    Well you'll be pleased to know I made out IN the changing rooms
    Ahhhhh bless your 1st kisss lmfao

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    But....

    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Ahhhhh bless, I want you to be my 101st 'man kiss'
    Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

    thats not such a bad thing aythreee ! hes still got N8 lmfao
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wheelonly View Post
    thats not such a bad thing aythreee ! hes still got N8 lmfao
    Hahahhahaa!! Loving your observational skills!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Sorry, I'm already broken in.
    Hope you used some lube or you'll be walking like john wayne of a horse, so I've heard from N8 anyway, you 2 should hook up, he has some great sheep stories

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Brokeback Mountain is my favourite film. I also fancy john wayne and his horse



    ok, this is getting silly now.


    And DO NOT quote that to look something like....

    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    ok, I want some willy now

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post


    ok, I am getting willy now.

    And DO NOT quote that to look something like....
    Damn you're being a bit to open about your sexuality mate, this is a car forum

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    This thread is hilarious!!!

    Aythree, has anyone ever told you the sun shines out of your ar5e??

    If so, maybe thats the light at the end of your 'tunnel' that he is looking for!!!

    Anyone see the Inbetweeners repeat last week 'BUMDER'!!!

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    lmfao man thats funny

    Auger drill bit & pile driving spring to mind lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    This thread is hilarious!!!

    Aythree, has anyone ever told you the sun shines out of your ar5e??

    If so, maybe thats the light at the end of your 'tunnel' that he is looking for!!!

    Anyone see the Inbetweeners repeat last week 'BUMDER'!!!
    I notice you stop by every once in a while to see how things are progressing. Bloody kerb crawler!


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    Watch it nilz, he's sweet talking yer

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Watch it nilz, he's sweet talking yer
    Awww you're jealous.


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    Feck yeah, missus is pregnant this is the closest I get to action atm lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Feck yeah, missus is pregnant this is the closest I get to action atm lmfao

    You have my sympathy mate, the subs bench is a cold and lonely place.
    I spent a few months there myself. Those were dark dark days.


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    Redtube rocks

    PS. Uh considering your decloseted now is that the reason for the bench of blokes lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Redtube cocks

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    LMFAO, feck it walked straight into that one.

    Only false ones, women & there games huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    You have my sympathy mate, the subs bench is a cold and lonely place.
    I spent a few months there myself. Those were dark dark days.

    lol, what are you lot like! Try carrying a medicine ball around for a few months! Although pregnancy can make some women more wanting...if you get my drift, maybe you were unlucky!!!


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    Update:

    Today I think he saw my winkle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Update:

    Today I think he saw my winkle.
    You've been dying to tell us that haven't you?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You've been dying to tell us that haven't you?
    As sad as it sounds... yes!!

    I find that now days, if something random happens, one of my first thoughts is.... "I'll post that on ASN when I get home!"

    PS: Bet you've been dying for an update as well though.

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    LOL Fancy A BUM yet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    LOL Fancy A BUM yet.....
    Hahahhaa.... nope!

    And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Hahahhaa.... nope!

    And because of the underhand sneaky way he went about catching a glimpse, the 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance he had (e.g. me and him the only humans left on the planet and I had no hands) has now totally gone!
    He's obviously caught your eye now then, as before it wasnt even a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance pmsl

    Let us know the registry office, I'll send some KY gifts lmfao

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    Haa haa hes got you well and truly in his sights now!!! Hes 'sized' you up (literally) and you are still going back lol, do you still stand near him or have you not yet moved away to the other side of the room!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Let us know the registry office, I'll send some KY gifts lmfao
    You sure you can spare some of your stash?? lol

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    Haa haa hes got you well and truly in his sights now!!! Hes 'sized' you up (literally) and you are still going back lol, do you still stand near him or have you not yet moved away to the other side of the room!!!
    I'm not going to be bullied into hiding!!

    And as for "sizing" me up.... he could've at least had the courtesy to pick a warmer day to have a look!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    You sure you can spare some of your stash?? lol



    I'm not going to be bullied into hiding!!

    And as for "sizing" me up.... he could've at least had the courtesy to pick a warmer day to have a look!!
    Aw!!! was it a bit chilly!!!!! lol, dont fret, sure he will gander another look next time you are there! Or maybe you could take a smaller towel!!!

    lol...........


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    I reckon this is him


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