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    Aythree, you aren't hiding something by starting this thread are you???

    Hey lover????

    By the sounds of your 1st thread, you sure you weren't egging him on at all??

    Denial and all that.....

    Does anyone remember the scene in the Ali G Movie - "batty boy, batty boy"

    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    Aythree, you aren't hiding something by starting this thread are you???

    Hey lover????

    By the sounds of your 1st thread, you sure you weren't egging him on at all??

    Denial and all that.....

    Does anyone remember the scene in the Ali G Movie - "batty boy, batty boy"

    LOL


    If the one eyed monster was my bag then I'd happily admit it.... I think.

    I think you're just fishing for some man on man stories!

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    Lol, I think you lot are also after girl on girl stories too!!!!

    Hey guys, if you get looked at, smile and take the compliement, no harm done...


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    a) Youd never find me in a gym
    b)communal showering/changing is gay
    c)if you dont stop teasing him youre likely to get rimmed
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    Two women together? What you will find is that they are not like the glamourous babes you see on the internet. The lesbian couples I know look quite masculine, the one exception, Joolz and Krissy, sacrily look like mother and daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Two women together? What you will find is that they are not like the glamourous babes you see on the internet. The lesbian couples I know look quite masculine, the one exception, Joolz and Krissy, sacrily look like mother and daughter
    Yeah, this is true, they normally have a masculine air to them.
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    This thread is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.


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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    This thread is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny.
    LOL,

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidibear View Post
    Two women together? What you will find is that they are not like the glamourous babes you see on the internet. The lesbian couples I know look quite masculine, the one exception, Joolz and Krissy, sacrily look like mother and daughter
    I think you may have a good point there.

    No matter how long or hard I look at this it just doesn't do anything for me!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I think you may have a good point there.

    No matter how long or hard I look at this it just doesn't do anything for me!!

    Good god it does for me......!!

    OK, thats a lie. Where on earth did you find that? You're gonna get me in so much trouble, I keep laughing out loud in a very quiet office!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Where on earth did you find that?
    I've got quite a stash!

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    Oooooooooooooh, share and share alike....

    Granny porn - everyone loves it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Oooooooooooooh, share and share alike....

    Granny porn - everyone loves it.

    You want some sharing??? How about this then!!!!!!




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    Dude - a bridge too far. Granny porn is one thing, oldies threesomes is far beyond.... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Anyway, when chatting to him (naked with only a towel around my waist) I noticed the odd glance away from my face.
    Today it happened again. He wants me.

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    You tease!!!

    You are playing him up, theres no point standing there in a towel with a lob on is there and then coming on here complaining about it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    You tease!!!

    You are playing him up, theres no point standing there in a towel with a lob on is there and then coming on here complaining about it!!!

    Who said I'm complaining???







    Ok, that's one joke too many!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Who said I'm complaining???



    I bet you felt a twitch when he 'glanced' away.


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    If you must quote please quote posts in their entirety.

    Otherwise things like this can happen.........

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    I want him to 'glance' my way.

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    Nothing wrong with being checked out by a gay man.

    Providing, as you said, that they keep their distance.

    One interesting thought though.

    A Hetro man will always cringe at the thought of two men having anal, yet given the chance to be a slut of a woman for the day, you would try anal, wouldn't you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Audijarvis View Post
    A Hetro man will always cringe at the thought of two men having anal, yet given the chance to be a slut of a woman for the day, you would try anal, wouldn't you!
    Looks too painful. I'm too skweemish for all that. I find it hard to watch a straw being inserted into a Maccy D's coke top.

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    lol, this thread is sooooo funny, bet aythreee loves the attention really lolololol


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    Being checked out by fag's is not for me tbh it make's me cringe..

    Today i saw what looked like a woman walking toward me , as the THING came closer i realised it was a man in drag , Just as he started to get closer and they give you the im messed up in the head im a lady FLIRTING look .. I crossed the road looking at the floor , with high levels of homophobic uncomfyness . Dont know why im like this , my mam and dad's oldshcool ..

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    check this, several years ago i worked for Orange and did a load of promotional work at shows around the U.K, after one show in worcester me and my mate (straight) were having a beer in the hotel bar, this pleasant geezer walks up to us and starts chatting normal stuff, then buys us a drink, no harm done i hear you say....

    as the night progressed his mates came in, they were all sat round having beers and invited me and my mate over, they got more and more drunk, and the original guy started talking his work as a private tutor, and went on to talk about the lad he has staying with him as he had no home...one of his mates pipes up "we all know why you let that lad stay there"...the crowd went silent, and me and my mate gave a mutual nod to each other suggesting i was time to make our excuses and leave....

    end of story...no, a couple of weeks later this letter turns up at my office in shrewsbury " dear Neil, i really enjoyed your company at the hotel bar in worcester, and will be visiting shresbury next week, and would really like us to meet up.

    i am about 20, this guy was in his 40's and i am confident he wanted to bone me....truth be told i felt sick not flattered, despite the other guys in my office finding it hilarious..not saying gays are bad people, but that fella was a right wrong 'un !
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    Lol, sorry Gilly but from a womans point of view thats pretty funny, you lucky lad you lol...... Maybe it was the twinkle in your eyes that stuck in his memory lol, but to write to you too, oh you made a good impression! Take it you didnt meet up! lol


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    maybe i flirted with him a bit...haha, he was getting the beers in...

    and no i did not meet up, as i didnt want him to meat me up
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    lol, you flirt you! A Veggie now eh! lol Funny to look back on though!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    end of story...no, a couple of weeks later this letter turns up at my office in shrewsbury " dear Neil, i really enjoyed your company at the hotel bar in worcester, and will be visiting shresbury next week, and would really like us to meet up.

    i am about 20, this guy was in his 40's and i am confident he wanted to bone me....truth be told i felt sick not flattered, despite the other guys in my office finding it hilarious..not saying gays are bad people, but that fella was a right wrong 'un !
    TBH mate I'd be asking the question how the feck did he get your work address unless you had handed it over you chutney ferritt lmfao, slightly worrying how he gets his guys huh, tutoring what, how to give cock, I mean seriously wtf lol, no wonder you're little concerned lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    TBH mate I'd be asking the question how the feck did he get your work address unless you had handed it over you chutney ferritt lmfao, slightly worrying how he gets his guys huh, tutoring what, how to give cock, I mean seriously wtf lol, no wonder you're little concerned lmfao
    haha....he groomed me into telling him i worked for orange in shrewsbury..this was early in the conversation when he appeared to be a harmless non boy boning fella !!!

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    As long as he wasnt trying to push your stool in at the bar I wouldnt worry lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    As long as he wasnt trying to push your stool in at the bar I wouldnt worry lmfao
    I could handle all the prevailing, butt-puckering posts, biut NHN...? Ewwwwwww
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    Hey the next time your in the shower why not just give him a little tug!
    Should be all over pretty quickly and maybe it'd get it out of his system lol

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    haha.. You lot crack me up!!


    Another update for those who are still interested:

    The other day I bumped into the guy who inspired this thread, in the changing rooms once again (really must stop meeting him like that).
    Once again we were engaged in full conversation. However this time his eyes weren't drifting away from my face down my body, instead I kept noticing his eyes forcussing over my right shoulder, squinting slightly as if to gain maximum clarity.
    Trying to work out why he was looking over my shoulder I came up with two possible reasons; 1) I was just boring him and no longer the object of his desire, or 2) There was a member (gym or anatomical) positioned just behind me.

    I caught a glimpse in a mirror of what was behind me and it was number 2 (reason number 2, that is).

    Funny thing is, what started out as a glimpse then turned into a 'slightly longer than I would've liked or in hindsight felt comfortable with' gaze. Now this wasn't because I was taking in the sights, but more because while my brain was registering/thinking "oh there's a willy behind me", my eyes sort of became redundant for a few seconds, similar to when you are daydreaming and after a little while spark back into life and realise you've been staring at a stranger like a pyscho for the whole time.

    When I was finally released from the todger induced trance the gay fella I was in convo with looked at me with the sort of mutual appreciation look you usually share with a builder when a fit bird walks past and you both have a look at her and then at each other and wink/smile/nod.
    Ok, maybe in reality he didn't look at me like this, but it felt like he did, and I came that close to telling him "I'm not gay... I wasn't looking at that winkle behind me... I don't even know if there is a winkle behind me... I'm just guessing or assuming that there is because, let's face it, you are gay and are staring over my shoulder so there has to be either a winkle or a bum there, etc etc etc"
    But that would've been protesting too much. And, especially the last bit, wrong.

    Anyway, our conversation continued, ignoring what had just happened.

    I've seen him a couple of times since and I've noticed that his line of conversation has changed slightly since he caught me looking at the random cockman. We used to speak about houses and work and properties, now we speak about American Idol and "what are your plans for the weekend"!!

    I'm not saying that he thinks I'm a full on lover of all things stiff, but I reckon he now thinks there's a glimmer of light at the end of my tunnel.

    To be continued......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Get in Ayyyye, you've pulled! lol
    I'm going to the gym a bit later, if my post count stops... send out a search party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    I'm going to the gym a bit later, if my post count stops... send out a search party.
    You have bigger balls than me mate!


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    That would depend if he is the giver or taker lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You have bigger balls than me mate!

    jojo, you must be the guy taking a peep !! lol
    LOTS DONE, LOTS SPENT !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Maestro View Post
    I could handle all the prevailing, butt-puckering posts, biut NHN...? Ewwwwwww
    lmfao hey you're kidding me right, with all the rest of the posts you find mine "EWWWWWWWW" lmfao, I mena here's Ayrthreee coming out to all of ASN & you're worried about what I said, have some heart & consideration for the guy, its hard for anyone coming out of the closet, lets ease his pain.

    Ayr is this him


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