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    Porn...

    Legally, how comes you are allowed to have sex at 16 but not watch porn until 18?

    Or is it a case of... for the first two years of shagging are you supposed to do it with the lights off or your eyes closed?!

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    If you are under 18 the last thing you want to be doing is watching porn, you want to be out there trying to get the real thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Legally, how comes you are allowed to have sex at 16 but not watch porn until 18?

    Or is it a case of... for the first two years of shagging are you supposed to do it with the lights off or your eyes closed?!
    Just an example of how archaic our legal system is sometimes, marriage (and laws surrounding it) predates the porn we all know and love by a few hundred years
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    You can also go and die for you country before you can watch porn!! That is another bizaare law...

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Unkle* View Post
    You can also go and die for you country before you can watch porn!! That is another bizaare law...
    So let me get this right.....

    It's ok for them to blow people to bits at war, but they can't watch Rambo????

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Unkle* View Post
    You can also go and die for you country before you can watch porn!! That is another bizaare law...
    Since when ? You can't go to a warzone until you're 18.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    So let me get this right.....

    It's ok for them to blow people to bits at war, but they can't watch Rambo????
    The British system of laws is a joke people as we all know. Most of these laws are overlooked anyway to be fair, how often do you hear of a 15 year old girl (and younger these days) getting up the duff by someone over 16, but no prosecution arises?

    The old bill then claim that it was 'consensual', and they won't be bringing charges. Hmmmmmm . Fair enough, but I do still believe it to be breaking the law.... Which, when I last checked, was illegal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by auroan View Post
    Since when ? You can't go to a warzone until you're 18.
    Yeah sorry you may be right, i knew you could join, and thought you could also be cannon fodder at that age. Are we talking about deployment and training?

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    Quote Originally Posted by auroan View Post
    You can't go to a warzone until you're 18.
    But you can join the army at 16, but cant play stupid games like COD till you're 18, how does that make any sence?!

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    Yep, and so long as you get your parents to sign a letter saying they're cool with it, you can apply for a Shotgun Certificate AFAIK from birth! And once you turn 17, you can apply for a Firearms Certificate all on your lonesome and start buying proper rifles! Madness and mayhem.

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