Next time I shall take piccies!
Ok mate, I believe you.
Anyway, back to the topic of the thread.......
I was driving home just after midnight of 24th of December. Being xmas eve night/xmas morning the road was very quiet as you can imagine. Anyway, as I approached a junction I noticed what looked like a wooden cart. You know the type of cart that is usually drawn by a few horses. The closer I got to the cart I could see that it was in fact being drawn by some horses, but they were stationary.
I slowed down as I passed by and had a good look at the horses because 1) I like horses, and 2) I don't usually see them on the streets of London.
As I got level with them I noticed what looked like branches growing out of their heads. Thought this was strange so I looked into the cart to ask the owner why his horses were in this condition. As I peered through the cart window I could see a man with snow all over his face. I put this down to the cart not having windows and snow blowing in and settling on his chops.
After squinting I could clearly see this wasn't snow on his face and was in fact his overgrown beard.
I could also see that his clothes were covered in blood. Being London I assumed he had been mugged or attacked, maybe because they wanted his unusual horses with branches growing from their heads.
As I went to ask him how his clothes became totally saturated with blood I noticed there was no blood.... he was just wearing a red outfit.
Realising this geezer wasn't actually in any trouble at all I drove away.
About 10 minutes up the road I had a quick look up at the sky as I though I saw a bit of rain. As I looked up I could've sworn I saw the same man with the big white beard and red outfit flying through the sky in his cart and horses with branches growing from their heads.
I just put it down to tiredness, pulled over and had forty winks.
A true story, honestly.
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