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    DOGS that ate owner rehoused



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    At least he was dead before they ate him...wouldn't fancy them dogs if they had a taste for live humans
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    You have to ask yourself, what would you eat if you were starving

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    You have to ask yourself, what would you eat if you were starving
    Poo.
    And wash it down with some wee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    You have to ask yourself, what would you eat if you were starving
    Ever watched the film Alive ?


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    I'd eat the dog if I had to
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    Ever watched the film Alive ?

    Yes about 300 times since it was released, it is one of my all time favourite films, truly epic.


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    more pets eating their owners, but more creepy though http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle152044.ece
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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Poo.
    And wash it down with some wee.
    I wouldnt eat the Poo dude as its is all the crap the body cant use, no good whatsoever, but the pee would be a lifesaver, kinda, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro View Post
    more pets eating their owners, but more creepy though http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle152044.ece




    nasty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    I wouldnt eat the Poo dude as its is all the crap the body cant use
    What about if there's a few kernels of sweet corn in it?
    Second time lucky maybe?!

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    I went to a house once where the old lady had died sitting in her chair in the living room. Her dog had eaten most of her right leg...and then poo'd it out all over the house. The dog looked really guilty though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    What about if there's a few kernels of sweet corn in it?
    Second time lucky maybe?!
    Urrgh dude you had me reaching on that one, lmfao damn man thats gross.

    Quote Originally Posted by A3Tom View Post
    I went to a house once where the old lady had died sitting in her chair in the living room. Her dog had eaten most of her right leg...and then poo'd it out all over the house. The dog looked really guilty though!

    Nasty!
    How long had she been there thats the thing, I wouldnt fault the dog if he was there without food for a long time, but its pretty dyer huh

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    Been there about 10 days I would imagine. Not the dogs fault, just needed to eat and at the end of the day its a meat eating animal without morals!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotboxDeluxe View Post
    I'd eat the dog if I had to
    I'd eat the dog for fun. I hate little yappy dogs (especially after one killed my cat!). Small dogs make a good snack in a bun...

    Give me a Rottie any day

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