.....managed to 'dispatch' a crow on the A45 earlier on today. Hit just on the front grill and made a right mess!. Windscreen was literally covered in what ever was inside the bird. By the time I finished the journey all the feathers and goo are now frozen to the front of my car.
The bird was also stuck in the grill for about another 10 miles before it finally fell off.
Bleurgh, I cant even wash it off either as its so cold. Looks like I've run Rod Hulland Emu over!
Anyone want to come and clean frozen blood off my car?, it looks awful!.