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  • All (yes all, even ginge) of Girls aloud

    14 38.89%
  • The Saturdays

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  • Beyonce and Shakira

    7 19.44%
  • The Current Sugababes Line Up

    1 2.78%
  • Westlife

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    Definately one for the boys...

    I will probably get told off for this one but i cant sleep and need to conduct a scientific experiment

    "gentlemen, you have half an hour locked in a room with nothing but a big tin of lube and a captive, sexually compliant audience, the question is....who do you choose......"
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    Jesus, how's a man gonna sleep well tonight with such a tough decision?!

    Girlsaloud a couple of years back maybe, where have they gone?

    The Saturdays, I feel like a cradle snatcher picking this group, but yes... eeeer no.... eeeeer

    Beyonce AND Shakira, HELL YEEEES PLEASE!

    Sugababes 2009.5 aye, have you seen their latest vid?

    Westlife - I've not come out the closet yet, and I doubt I will...



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    The Saturdays. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

    Mollie is the badest of the bad. I'd step over my own mother to have a go on that. For all of 5 seconds.
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    Although I'd personally pick Shakira.... That latest video was enough for me to never ever forget her
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    Saturdays all the way, legal so whats the problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    I'd step over my own mother to have a go on that. For all of 5 seconds.
    love that


    its a toughie for me though as certain individuals in a couple of the groups are causing me to question my judgement

    Amelle berrabah of the Sugababes or frankie off of the Saturdays, i canna decide, they both look very similar and both feature in my uk top ten hottie list...

    man i should really go to sleep...
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    Its got to be the Saturdays, not sure of her name, but love the short haired brunette the most. FOXY! Mind you, I wouldnt turn any of the others down!

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    Apart from those Boyzclone fcukwits, Nice line up.

    I would crawl naked over broken glass to stick a flag in any of their turds
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    lmfao, man u really crack me up with ur one liners, ur like the new jojo, lol

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    I think I'd have to go for the Saturdays puely on the basis there are 5 of them, could you imagine all five at the same time....picture as you will

    oh yes, fun to be had there !!
    revo'd

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    With those 5 mate, I think it would be like an oil strike for most men


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    Yep, in reality it would be 2 pumps and a squirt.
    You would need a bucket of Kamagra Gel and a fortnight to get through those minxs.
    Be a right giggle doing it
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    Bit like he did


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    Can someone change the Westlife option to 'All of the above'. Then I'll be able to vote.

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    Beyonce and Shakira Shakira (you gotta say it twice you know!)

    Beyonce could sing while me and Shakira Shakira got down and dirty! Them hips dont lie! (yet)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    Bit like he did
    Now was it just me, or did everyone feel for him in that scene of American Pie.

    That bird is B.A.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulAr View Post
    Be a right giggle doing it
    Or doing them as the case may be....
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    Quote Originally Posted by leggy View Post
    I think I'd have to go for the Saturdays puely on the basis there are 5 of them, could you imagine all five at the same time....picture as you will
    Dear Sir, I beg to differ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boggysv View Post
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    Thats the funniest thing I've seen all day!
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    lmfao!!!!

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    I belive the correct phrase is SHAZZZAMMMMM!!!! all over there faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rough View Post
    I belive the correct phrase is SHAZZZAMMMMM!!!! all over there faces.
    What, even westlife ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rough View Post
    I belive the correct phrase is SHAZZZAMMMMM!!!! all over there faces.
    Dont notice the sound tbh, lmao

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    im a beast so im having two women in the room and these are the two im having mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol



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    That's some ghetto booty right there

    Not feeling the love for girls aloud or westlife strangely enough
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    *cough* Someone pass me a pillow please......
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    Id just like to cr*p in thier handbags!!
    Pass me my sock

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    Someone mentions socks again..................

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    There ain't enough fat on the whole lot of them to cook even a 'low fat' stir fry....!!
    In my personal opinion

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    Quote Originally Posted by unkle View Post


    Yes please NOMNOMNOM!
    Yummy, i will take the frist from the left, followed by numbers 3,5 then no.2 and 4


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    From left to right....

    Girl number 1: Head too big and arms too short for body. (Grew up near nuclear power station??)

    Girl number 2 & 3: Can't get it out of my head that just the other day they were in S Club Juniors...



    Girl number 4: Get rid of the heels and the push-up bra and you may as well be getting jiggy with a tree stump.

    Girl number 5: Waist and hips of a boy child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    From left to right....

    Girl number 1: Head too big and arms too short for body. (Grew up near nuclear power station??)

    Girl number 2 & 3: Can't get it out of my head that just the other day they were in S Club Juniors...

    Girl number 4: Get rid of the heels and the push-up bra and you may as well be getting jiggy with a tree stump.

    Girl number 5: Waist and hips of a boy child.

    are you sure your just not gay ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    are you sure your just not gay ?

    Errrmmm....??? Hmmmmmm???


    **notices post 24**
    Nah, definitely not gay!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    From left to right....

    Girl number 1: Head too big and arms too short for body. (Grew up near nuclear power station??)

    Girl number 2 & 3: Can't get it out of my head that just the other day they were in S Club Juniors...



    Girl number 4: Get rid of the heels and the push-up bra and you may as well be getting jiggy with a tree stump.

    Girl number 5: Waist and hips of a boy child.
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    Alright, alright. It was a joke!
    I'd do every single last one in a heart beat! I wouldn't even remove mine or their clothes fully..... just in case they change their minds in the time it takes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    From left to right....
    Who cares, its a locked room, theres lube and all five of them are morally obliged to do EXACTLY what I tell them WHEN I tell them.
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    I'll take Beyonce and Shakira please. Alright they're a bit young but I can live with that.

    *imagines all the energy that Beyonce and Shakira have for dancing and singing directed at him in a locked room. and then goes around sweeping up all bits of exploded sac*
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