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    Red face Has my bad luck finally ended!!! Help.

    just paid out Ł1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

    first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip Ł350 excess

    second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) Ł350 excess

    thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, Ł610

    ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha

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    I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course
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    did u piss her of in some shape or form or has she found your mistress, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyMac View Post
    I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course
    HAHAHAH I was thinking similar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyMac View Post
    I'd trade in the wife personally or send her on a driving course
    Yep, buy her a <Ł200 Fiesta and tell her she gets the keys to the Audis after <insert figure here> months of crash-free driving...

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    OT post(s) moved to relevant thread - I've nothing against those 'casual' questions appearing in other threads - but when they're about something potentially rather useful to other members they're best in the relevant thread for ease of searching.
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    Nigel, I'd just intercept the remote on to the amp and stick a relay on it so that when engaging reverse it cuts the 12v turn on signal to the amp.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alzo999 View Post
    just paid out Ł1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

    first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip Ł350 excess

    second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) Ł350 excess

    thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, Ł610

    ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha

    thats harsh matey... time to buy her a bus pass i think!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FactionOne View Post
    OT post(s) moved to relevant thread - I've nothing against those 'casual' questions appearing in other threads - but when they're about something potentially rather useful to other members they're best in the relevant thread for ease of searching.
    Fair point TBH & not one to argue with either, thanks for the help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndyMac View Post
    Nigel, I'd just intercept the remote on to the amp and stick a relay on it so that when engaging reverse it cuts the 12v turn on signal to the amp.
    Got yer on moved post fella, thanks again, much appreciated.

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    Was the skip ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by alzo999 View Post
    just paid out Ł1310 to Glasgow Audi's body shop, wife had 3 crashes in 6 weeks......

    first was our Q7 S-line crashed it into a skip Ł350 excess

    second,crashed our 1week old A3 s-line, (under 100 miles on clock) Ł350 excess

    thirdly, whacked the courtesy car off a tree which was blown across the byepass, paid it myself, Ł610

    ALL donations welcome!!!!!! haha
    Not to mention next years premium......

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    they did say divorce rates had gone up huh, by 1 today

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    thanks for all the witty replies lads, made me feel a bit better.....was thinking og putting her on e-bay, all bids welcome and absolutely no refunds what so ever...lol.

    ps the skip did survive!!!!

 

 

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