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    Defo worth the wait :)

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    MINT Car for sale - please see ad innit!!!

    http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/694597.htm

    No its not mine....just thought i would post it up as it made me laugh!!!

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    Wow thats scary
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    Love this bit

    "IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C"

    What a tosser

    Oh wait - I've found something better. He wants 6800 for the heap of ****e.

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    lol what a pile of ****
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    This is even more scary:

    Sorry - this item is no longer available

    IT WAS SOLD VIA PISTONHEADS!
    ^^ In my opinion


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    This should be titled... What IT people do when they are bored at work..."

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    love it. gutted its sold!!!!

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    Can't be real, surly no one speaks like that... Do they?

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    lol
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    Sadly not....i brought it...hehe






















    in pure Borat styleee......NOOOOOOT!!!!!!

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    Ali g's love child !!!innit........
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    could not understand a word...

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    My 4 year old could have made a better add than that. Can't see many people buying that...
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    im sorry but what a c u next tuesday,surely no ones going to buy it when it looks like a chavmobil the ads been written like a 5year old and it has done more miles than jenna jameson has had c*ck.

    by the way i know people on here have cars with high mileage but this is a corsa,not an audi
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    dear oh dear what a poor societey we are living in these days, these people are given driving licences and must have jobs to have a car, what a complete retard, pmsl

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    Yeah 168,000 miles for a corsa is a lot...... but has the all powerful / 'illegal' 1.6L done that many......what a bell piece !
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    thats my old car i just sold it...

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    NOT

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    I'm curious why Nilz is looking at Corsa's?



    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
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    I was alerted to it from someone else...honest

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    The guy who wrote that ad must have done it on a mobile, by the looks of things and can't spell for s**t to boot...

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    that is the worst ad I have ever read !

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    Dear All, you will be glad to know the car is back up for sale again, so get your bids in...this is a once in a lifetime offer innit, so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    so gt urself ova 2 da advut an tek sme pics of ur sun 2 b ownd car...safe n that yea.
    OK, now I see it, it's your car isn't it?



    99' Audi S3(APY) - Brilliant Black Click>>>Going Sideways vid!
    You've got to have a laugh! For Sale:LCR Brakes - £400



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    Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    c0ck!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    Surely that ad is a wind up? Probably put together by some "mates" or someone with a grievance.Even if the advert was in English, the email address would put me right off as a potential buyer: raymaylovespayday.
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    Ran it through "Babblefish" and it couldn't translate it it.

    This text is gerat if it's not a wind up

    Chavish twat said:

    it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u
    What a moron

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    Even if he was writing in text language, the idea of that is to make long words shorter, in this case, he has actually done the opposite....PLANK!!!!

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    I'm building a Large Chav-Scum Collider under Berkshire as we speak....

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    i dont understand how any 1 expects to sell anything talking like that. i had to read it about 3 times just to understand it!

    itz becoz imz a korsa boi ganztar init!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    lol...that must be a wind up!


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    hhaah, see the bit about the saxo lights. Have a close look at the pass side headlight in that photo and its fit to the bonnet and wing!!!

    Got to be a wind up

 

 

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