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    I am stuffed!

    So much for my diet...

    Between Sunday morning and last nite, I have managed to attend 2 Birthday Parties, one BBQ, and 2X Chinese Weddings(10 course meals each!)

    BUUUUUUUURP!

    I think I'm gonna go fasting for the next month.


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    haha sounds like a pretty bad time to diet....But sounds really nice, enjoy the food? any reason you want to diet? traning for any thing? Or just general health?

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    Coz he's fat!!! LOL

    You know im only messing with ya Jojo

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    Coz he's fat!!! LOL

    You know im only messing with ya Jojo
    lol its true tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    Coz he's fat!!! LOL

    You know im only messing with ya Jojo
    LOL so BLUNT!
    Haha

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    B@STARDS!

    No seriously, I need to lose a few pounds, and the last three days hasn't helped, but yes, the food was enjoyable, so I'm going to be drinking Water for the next month!... it doesn't help that's I'm in the FastFood trade neither...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    2X Chinese Weddings(10 course meals each!)
    I needs to find me a chinese wife me thinks!

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    Haha!!

    Jo water aint going to help, unless you be taking some water retention tabs as well...a good workout will do the trick.

    Dump the car and start riding a bike to work....its not that far

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    B@STARDS!

    No seriously, I need to lose a few pounds, and the last three days hasn't helped, but yes, the food was enjoyable, so I'm going to be drinking Water for the next month!... it doesn't help that's I'm in the FastFood trade neither...
    jo do hope the B@STARDS! dont include me lol! Well i've actully phoned out when i think i need food its actually i just need a drink. We some times confuse us being thrusty as being hungry! So maybe every time you think food try drinking some thing? Lol yeah jo thats defo doesnt help fastfood trade aswell (yummy mind). And could do as nilz said dump the car and ride the bike to work? but for some reason and taking thats a FAT no! lol

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    A BIG FAT No No i thinks...haha

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    lmao..! i think jo gonna start hating you nilz18t or just delete this thread
    I should really diet to 15stone and im 18 and quite short 5'9 :| maybe 5'10 lol
    Put i got a excuse i play rugby and i need to be heavy so they cant pick me up

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    You look pretty slim here Joe...



    (i'm sure you regret posting this pic in to the public domain).

    Anyone want to do some photochopping.

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    Hey its all fun and games...i nearly had a heart attack a few weeks ago when i weighed myself and saw I had put half a stone on....to 10 stone!!! I am back down to 9.5 so all is good in the hood!!! Oh and im only 5'5, so i might not be fat, but im short....however not as short as Cal LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDI-line View Post
    You look pretty slim here Joe...



    (i'm sure you regret posting this pic in to the public domain).

    Anyone want to do some photochopping.
    lmao!!!! Is there a bit of a hint for photochopping? haha

    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    Hey its all fun and games...i nearly had a heart attack a few weeks ago when i weighed myself and saw I had put half a stone on....to 10 stone!!! I am back down to 9.5 so all is good in the hood!!! Oh and im only 5'5, so i might not be fat, but im short....however not as short as Cal LOL
    lol well thats good...Im probably gonna have a heart attack if i loose weight and i get picked up and thrown on my head by a rugby player haha! and whos cal now? you seem to be winding every one up today lol

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    jojo ill remove this pic later tonight if you want
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    Nice work.

    Can you put him in a playboy bunny suit too.

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    lol quite a funny thread kept my entertain through my 12hour shift

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    Quote Originally Posted by TDI-line View Post
    You look pretty slim here Joe...



    (i'm sure you regret posting this pic in to the public domain).

    Anyone want to do some photochopping.
    Hey Dan, I actually look ok there, seriously have put on a few pounds since this photo lol.


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    Haven't we all Joe.

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    Jo you the one on the right yea??!! You do look slim there...LOL!!!

    Cal is little Mr Audimeets...

    This is a really funny thread.

    We must all be mushrooms!!!

    Come back later for a fuller explanation on the mushroom theory

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post

    Come back later for a fuller explanation on the mushroom theory
    Are you on the Magic Mushrooms again Nilzy?


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    Haha, good response, but wrong im afraid....try again

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    Jack Herer?!

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    Wrong again....no artifical flavours here, all natural madness!!!

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    OK OK, as I said earlier, we must all be mushrooms...well a mushroom is a kind of Fungi, so that makes us all FUN GUYS!!!

    Woohoo...how funny was that, please feel free to use my joke at your pleasure...

    Thank you and good night

    Dont worry im not going yet

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    Jack Herer artificial? I don't think so - it's the finest blend of three herbs! well it was when i was into that but doesn't float my boat anymore

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    LOLZ Neily you sound like the Colonel...with his finest herbs..hehe

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    hahahaha like my ex - it's finger licking good

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    Quote Originally Posted by nilz18t View Post
    OK OK, as I said earlier, we must all be mushrooms...well a mushroom is a kind of Fungi, so that makes us all FUN GUYS!!!

    Woohoo...how funny was that, please feel free to use my joke at your pleasure...

    Thank you and good night

    Dont worry im not going yet

    Heres your coat

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    ...and here's the taxi mate


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    Quote Originally Posted by TDI-line View Post
    Nice work.

    Can you put him in a playboy bunny suit too.

    Thats coming now,

    hope you dont mind jojo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neilybabs View Post
    ...and here's the taxi mate


    hahah
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    Way to go guys

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    lmao what the hell is going on in this thread! lol
    Aww must say your all quite funny still in work been in since half 10 but didnt start till 11am finish at 11pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by benskin07 View Post
    lmao what the hell is going on in this thread! lol
    Aww must say your all quite funny still in work been in since half 10 but didnt start till 11am finish at 11pm
    I'm at work too mate, finish at 12AM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I'm at work too mate, finish at 12AM.

    yea but you get to eat chinese take away, yum yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post
    yea but you get to eat chinese take away, yum yum
    I'm eating all the Sweet & Sour Chicken so you can't have any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I'm at work too mate, finish at 12AM.
    ahh where you work? I thought 11pm was bad finish but 12am i couldnt do that only a hour but still!

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    Quote Originally Posted by benskin07 View Post
    ahh where you work? I thought 11pm was bad finish but 12am i couldnt do that only a hour but still!

    yea but he only started working at 8pm
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    I'm eating all the Sweet & Sour Chicken so you can't have any.

    its ok, you keep getting fat
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