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    A hell of a way to go

    You might not want to read this if your eating your lunch and have a vivid imagination...


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7548504.stm

    madness.

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    it was a DB7 tho, he did it in style...

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    The wife...
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marriedblonde View Post


    The wife...


    Is it?? Explains a lot.


    topless DB7 no less.

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    Jesus! I'd decapitate myself too if I was married to that!

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    she's of white race

    far too many tanning times me thinks, like an oompa loompa's been left in the sun

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    i still probably would have a go on her though,as long as the tan doesnt rub off end up goin home to the missus lookin like dale winton.lol
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    Danotto, you need to respect yourself a little more
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by danotto View Post
    i still probably would have a go on her though,as long as the tan doesnt rub off end up goin home to the missus lookin like dale winton.lol

    That's a classic quote!!!

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    Bad news, but you guys crack me up!!!

    Shes darker than me and im Indian!!!

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    Nasty, looks like a proper chav.
    Some guy killed himself in Collier Row near where I used to live in exactly the same way, his head came right off and his car ended up in someone's front garden, they came out to investigate and found a headless corpse at the wheel. nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro View Post
    Nasty, looks like a proper chav.
    Some guy killed himself in Collier Row near where I used to live in exactly the same way, his head came right off and his car ended up in someone's front garden, they came out to investigate and found a headless corpse at the wheel. nice.

    I couldnt even imagine coming out to see that!

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    another guy loosing his head over a woman .........................
    red to red black to black blue to bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    I couldnt even imagine coming out to see that!
    Are you talking about the headless corpse, or the bloke's missus? :D

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    some of these comments fellas
    wonder what'll happen to the Aston?
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    Mr Mellin certainly was in charge of his own destiny,he run up debts so she has not one penny.
    If it was me I think someone else would of come along with me

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    That'll be an interesting insurance claim on the Aston, I'd imagine it won't be covered!
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    I feel sorry for whoever it was that found the corpse! I assume the Aston must have eventually rolled into something, and that interior must be a mess - grim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benw123 View Post
    I feel sorry for whoever it was that found the corpse! I assume the Aston must have eventually rolled into something, and that interior must be a mess - grim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Suicide is selfish
    No thats not the lyrics to the MASH theme tune!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickynibbles View Post
    No thats not the lyrics to the MASH theme tune!
    Lol well I can't see it was painless in this example .....
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    i would have thought it would have been instant. depending on how much rope slack/speed was used

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    Or whether he had been a boy scout...
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
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    BMW Z4 Coupe Sport in black with a few toys - going friday and gonna be missed by my lad.
    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    nasty story, but keeps me in a job!! lol

    1 question tho... what does the salesman say when they ask about the previous owner of the aston??

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    "The previous owner wasn't very headstrong"?

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    the previous owner let it go because it was too much of a headturner for him to handle

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    "The previous owner couldn't handle it as he felt he was roped into buying it"

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    The previous owner was head over heels about the car but couldnt live with all the tie ups of ownership any longer!!
    A4 3.0 Quattro Sport - Gone & missed everyday!

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    The car was so great that the previous owner lost his head....
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

    Mercedes Benze E-class 350 sport convertable, black, pacha grey leather, 19" AMG rims, HK stero and a few more toys
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    A3 2.0Tdi S-Line DSG. Gone but not forgotten

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    We were ASTONished to find that the previous owner could knot put up with his wife after a blazing row came to a head.

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    And the fugly wife must of thought "i've given him some of the best years of my life and he does this, that garoted-ude for you!!"

    I'll get my coat......................
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    A4 3.0 Quattro Sport - Gone & missed everyday!

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    ....I've already called the cab

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    lmao @ you lot!!

    Now to many mods to list! Lots of power, torque and Leather!

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    HAHAHAAHHA you lot!

 

 

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