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This is an email i recieved this morning titled Your S3!!!
What u think and anyone know who it is. His name is Adam as that was the name on the email in hotmail anyway.


My dear Tanya,

I am 22, go to University in Newcastle and my ride is a black VW Golf '25th Anniversary' on a 52 plate. It has no external modifications, as it doesn't need them, but i have chipped the 1.9pd from its original 150 bhp and 236lbs/ft to 201bhp and 310lbs/ft. As a result it would slay your s3 which i have noticed is a 210bhp variant, as opposed to the new and improved 225bhp, which incidentally i have a lot more time for. Yet the s3 styling is spot on, so why you have placed Lexi rear clusters is very "charva" but at least you have left on the 17" avus alloys which are ncier than the 18" multi spokes that audi offer and certainly nicer than any tacky aftermarket examples, which i am sure you have considered.

Regards,

Adarni xxx
 
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tanya said:
This is an email i recieved this morning titled Your S3!!!
What u think and anyone know who it is. His name is Adam as that was the name on the email in hotmail anyway.


My dear Tanya,

I am 22, go to University in Newcastle and my ride is a black VW Golf '25th Anniversary' on a 52 plate. It has no external modifications, as it doesn't need them, but i have chipped the 1.9pd from its original 150 bhp and 236lbs/ft to 201bhp and 310lbs/ft. As a result it would slay your s3 which i have noticed is a 210bhp variant, as opposed to the new and improved 225bhp, which incidentally i have a lot more time for. Yet the s3 styling is spot on, so why you have placed Lexi rear clusters is very "charva" but at least you have left on the 17" avus alloys which are ncier than the 18" multi spokes that audi offer and certainly nicer than any tacky aftermarket examples, which i am sure you have considered.

Regards,

Adarni xxx


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What the F*ck!?! what a c0ck
 
Think you must have given him the brush off sometime and he is trying to polish his ego back to previous form.

Put his email address into the Moderator forum and he may receive a few "witty" unsolicited replies. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
ohh i d love to do that /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
In the words of Simon Pegg in the excellent 'Spaced'..... "What a *****!"
 
I think it is a North East term for peasant or, depending where you live, Scally, Westy etc. As far as getting one, I am sure you could probably purchase one from ebay for a few quid!!
 
He sounds creepy. I'd use his email to sign up for all sorts of mailings eg porn etc /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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David R said:
Excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is "charva" and where do I get one?

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Something along THESE lines /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif Bit below the belt if you ask me
 
I tried the link to Chav Scum and the office's content filter blocked it as a site categorised at 'Racism & Hate'. Shame, I'm curious. Will need to check it out when I get home.
 
Sounds like a disturbed autogeek with psychotic tendencies. Quite a few around here but most post on less discerning boards... My pennyworth is don't reply it'll only encourage the sicko, steer a wide course round and don't forget to use the internal car lock.

Right now he's probably lying in bed naked and thinking of you.

 
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Golf Bygone said:
Right now he's probably lying in bed naked and thinking of you.


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Golf Bygone said:

Right now he's probably lying in bed naked and thinking of you.



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Hmm, how bout a response somewhere along the lines of...

"Hello Adarni, Stalk much?? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif"

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile_smoking.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
 
wouldnt worry about it to much. His most proberly got shrine with your picture on it and lit up candles around it /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif His proberly banging his head against the wall while calling out your name "tanya tanya i want you tanya" he he he
im [censored] (drunk) at the moment im going to bed
regards
philippe
 
lol id say he is just a very jelous d***
 
This boy's a FREAK /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked2.gif!!! Avoid any contact like the plague!
I have to agree with Ess_Three though, probably got the hots for you and doesn't know how to express himself. Bless /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif
GBH
 
What a *****.

People like this who send out e-mails along these lines really p#ss me off.
He must be really ferking stupid, after all, how difficult would it be for "someone" from the North East to pay him a visit the next time they pass the Uni.

Afterall it wouldnt be too difficult to spot a
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black VW Golf '25th Anniversary' on a 52 plate.

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in the Uni carpark.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif
 
See what happens when you show a bit of leg! That's why I try to keep my covered up as much as possible /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif

The guy is obviously in his own world, which is fine, but slagging a car off does not get you the girl...especially if it's her pride and joy and secondly he's under the false impression that his tractor is going to thrash the S3...delusional fool!

Oh well it's people like this that make the rest of us feel...well......good and normal. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beerchug.gif
 
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audi girl said:
It happens a lot Tanya, unfortunately !!!!! Just bin it, he's an idiot!

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Is that what you did with all of mine!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif
 
Yup is a weirdo and its been trashed already /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
This is the email I received today entitled "I want to meet you..."

"I know you won't be impressed by me as I only drive an Audi A3 1.8T but it gets me to college everyday where I am finishing a practical course in modelling and natural beauty techniques. I know you'll just think of me as a vacant blond type (I always get men staring at me and not listening to what I say) but I would really like to meet someone sensitive like you and I also love playing cricket, edible wild mushrooms and reciting poetry."

Binned it straight away of course. I mean what a loser!?
 
hmmmm - well I'm from the North East and all I can do is apologise for such a wanka.........wonder how he got ur add? unless it's from being on here and in which case he can read all our lovely postings! yey - hi [censored]! a wee bit of spam never hurt anybody /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif hint hint tanya! wot exactly is it he wants (besides a good kickin of course) in his email? anyway I wouldn't be too concerned with his poetic judgement, after all he's at Newcastle uni, but best of all he's probably not even a stoodent - just a lonely car park janitor that wishes maybe one day he can make it to CCTV (awwwh bless) - lmfao!
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif at GB.
 
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r88per said:
What a *****.

People like this who send out e-mails along these lines really p#ss me off.
He must be really ferking stupid, after all, how difficult would it be for "someone" from the North East to pay him a visit the next time they pass the Uni.

Afterall it wouldnt be too difficult to spot a
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black VW Golf '25th Anniversary' on a 52 plate.

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in the Uni carpark.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/fuck_you.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif


[/ QUOTE ]Guess where we should have the next north east meet then.Newcastle uni car park sounds good to me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif
 
right just registered on that ChavScum site, here is the correct term for Charva

Chav is dirived from Charva. Charva was used as a term to describe people that occupy the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

 
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Thats what i reckon anyway!!
 
I just got the following email from a girl who won't leave me alone...

"Why haven't you replied to my email? Is it because I'm a rich girl with a trust fund and you're afraid of getting too deeply involved with me or maybe it's because you think I'm too young. I understand your fears but I think 21 is old enough personally and it shouldn't matter that my Daddy is a billionaire. I can't understand why you don't want to be with me. Ever since I posed in Playboy, men can't leave me alone. But all I want to do is go walking in the woods with you so you can recite your beautiful poetry and we can find wild and exotic mushrooms together..."

I MEAN WHAT A TOTAL CUCKOO! Anyone know how I can get rid of her?
 
As an aside how do you afford an S3 and insure it albeit a 2nd hand example at age 21 on a recepionists salary (no offence re; the latter by the way) ??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
 
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MingBluS3 said:
right just registered on that ChavScum site, here is the correct term for Charva

Chav is dirived from Charva. Charva was used as a term to describe people that occupy the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.



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caractere 007 said:
dude some people are good with money...some people arent,....some people [censored] their money up the wall...others dont....theres always easy ways to save money

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or some people have a rich daddy ! Give me a break, can't think of may 21 yr olds with 20k in the bank.
 
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