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    that.... is ****ing rank!

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    Uuuuughhh, poor deer
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    hahahah good idea...

    Made my coffee turn funny.. Wouldnt have thought you could fit a whole deer into that space... wheres the rest of it??

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    Oh deer....
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    gonna need more then a engine de-greaser on that

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    Quote Originally Posted by tjm69 View Post
    gonna need more then a engine de-greaser on that
    Mmmmm, medium rare venison!!
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    Was the deer ok?

    (sorry but Smitch had already used my first choice of comment!!)
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    Bloody hell!



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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    Oh deer....



    bah I was gonna say that
    red to red black to black blue to bits

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    bit extreme for a engine warmer though
    red to red black to black blue to bits

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    Passed the butcher the other day, sign said 8 legs of venison 60.

    Is that too dear?

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    Must be a new deer-map mod for bmw's
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    Another set of acronyms that BMW could stand for :

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    Anyone got any more???

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    How to keep you engine warm in winter, wear a fur coat.

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    Fur Fox Sake....oh sorry its a deer isnt it......

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    Fur-lined engine bay, is this why BMW's are so deer??











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    Bambi gets pimped.

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    The Beamer must have been hiking on to catch the deer doing 150mph!

    The Germans do everything better!

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


    Still no idea.

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    What do you call a dear with no eyes no legs and no cock?

    Still no ****ing idea....
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    Tragic waste of Deer...
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    Car will mend unfortunately the poor deer wont. The good thing was it was a quick exit from this world.

    Many years ago i saw a ERF 38 ton tanker with similar damage but this was caused by a human bridge jumper on the M6.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFSI View Post
    Car will mend unfortunately the poor deer wont. The good thing was it was a quick exit from this world.

    Many years ago i saw a ERF 38 ton tanker with similar damage but this was caused by a human bridge jumper on the M6.
    You weren't the human jumper then ?
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