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    Message from the BORED



    Our ALFAcube is comming..........

    On it contains Baby.....Do not feed her CAKE

    Resistance is futile....

    Huumans you WILL comply
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    The Evil Baby will assimilate you !! you have been warned

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    You two lovers still here?
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    That does not compute - we have no need for Huuman procreation...

    We swell our numbers by assimilating your biological and technical differences and adding them to our own..........

    Resistance is futile.....

    The AlfaCube is coming.....

    Baby is coming.........
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    Huumans our technical superiority............

    Assimilate ASSIMILATE
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    You guys must be bored, I imagine the Alfa club to be as popular as a turd in a jacuzzi!
    Join us, stay a while, stay forever, ditch the Fiats, get something that resembles a motorcar, and join the fold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattfinn View Post
    You guys must be bored, I imagine the Alfa club to be as popular as a turd in a jacuzzi!
    Join us, stay a while, stay forever, ditch the Fiats, get something that resembles a motorcar, and join the fold.
    Greetings from the BORED mattfinofAUDI Once the Evil Baby has joined us your resistance will be futile

    The BORED live
    Long live the BORED
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    Alfa ownership must be really boring, sat in a fiat dealership drinking weak coffee waiting for your car to be fixed again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by treblesykes View Post
    Alfa ownership must be really boring, sat in a fiat dealership drinking weak coffee waiting for your car to be fixed again!
    You misunderstand Huuman treblesykesofAUDI, We are the BORED Resitance is futile

    The BORED has spoken
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    If you are that bored you can always go and drive this pile of crap over a cliff.

    Recognise it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by james0808 View Post
    If you are that bored you can always go and drive this pile of crap over a cliff.

    Recognise it??
    Well done james0808ofAUDI your technical skills are indeed great however the entry into the BORED Will require a special test.

    Be BORED
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    No thanks,there is noway on earth i would spend my money on a bloody Alfa Romeo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james0808 View Post
    No thanks,there is noway on earth i would spend my money on a bloody Alfa Romeo.
    The BORED offer no one cars, you misunderstand Huuman, we wish you no harm do not be alarmed, our mission is the assimilation of Huumankind.


    Be BORED
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    What the **** are you lot on about?
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    I wouldnt bother,the human genepool aint that good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    What the **** are you lot on about?
    Some weirdo's from Alafowners.com are among us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james0808 View Post
    Some weirdo's from Alafowners.com are among us.

    What is this term weirdo's james0808ofAUDI ? We are a collective, we are BORED.....

    Resistance is futile - COMPLY

    This world of AUDI will assimilate or be terminated.......
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    Couple of freaks by the sound of it.

    Haven't they got any rust that needs attending to???
    S4.

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    Not yet but it wont be long looking at the state of their cars.



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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    Couple of freaks by the sound of it.

    Haven't they got any rust that needs attending to???

    Foolish Huuman....

    Our AlfaCube is about to come into orbit.....

    It can not rust there is no oxygen or moisture in space to bring damage to our cube.........

    We suffer only from the occasional electrical outage...

    But when you COMPLY and assimilate - we will take you technical differences and add it to our own

    You will ASSIMILATE you will COMPLY your future as you know it is about to come to an end - you will either join the collective or you will be destroyed.
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    Alfacube? Is that like tem little dice things that used to attack stuff on Terrahawks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joost View Post
    Alfacube? Is that like tem little dice things that used to attack stuff on Terrahawks?


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    Quote Originally Posted by joost View Post
    Alfacube? Is that like tem little dice things that used to attack stuff on Terrahawks?
    We do not know of Terrahawks...JoostofAUDI but nothing escapes the BORED....it is only a matter of time before we assimilate all species and add them to the collective...
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    So which one is chrisd_b ? and which one is rayq81 ?
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    As weird as these two are they are making me laugh.

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    We are BORED

    We are aware of your primative transmissions - foolish Huumans...we are aware of your Political Drama the Simpsons....
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    10 outta 10 for perseverance anyway!
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    Quote Originally Posted by james0808 View Post
    As weird as these two are they are making me laugh.
    Huuman why do you insist in using the phrase wierd..we are BORED
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    So how do you like audi-sport so far ?

    does it make you want to buy a audi ?
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    You will gaze and be amazed, and in FEAR when the AlfaCube arrives...

    For the few of you that are here....we will claim you for our own...and you will become BORED

    Evil Baby will force you to COMPLY
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    I think the cheese has definitely slipped off the cracker with this pair.
    S4.

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    Anyone got Captain Jean-Luc Picard's number?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisd_b View Post
    Huuman why do you insist in using the phrase wierd..we are BORED
    Why do so many people spell WEIRD wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    I think the cheese has definitely slipped off the cracker with this pair.
    Thank you smitchofAUDI

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    I before E except after C.
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    I would go on the Alfa forum but i'm worried that it might infect my laptop with rust and trim might start falling off it.
    S4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by james0808 View Post
    Why do so many people spell WEIRD wrong?
    Wierd

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    I before E except after C.
    So weird is actually wierd,thats weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    I before E except after C.
    It should be I before E except after C and sometimes W.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch View Post
    I would go on the Alfa forum but i'm worried that it might infect my laptop with rust and trim might start falling off it.
    I have searched our technical database on you Huumans and the mode of transport you choose...

    It looks technically far too advanced for you Huumans to have constructed by yourselves...


    EXPLAIN...EXPLAIN NOW

    What alien race has been collaborating with you Huumans....

    None the less you will comply - your technical advances do not deter from our mission to Assimilate AUDI

    You will become BORED....you will COMPLY
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