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    ok to be honest this is getting really boring now,

    am suprise Admin/Mods havent deleted this yet !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev-head View Post
    What a bunch of ****ing losers .......What is this place coming to, someone please make me a MOD.........delete delete delete
    You cant delete the BORED.

    We are the BORED.
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post
    ok to be honest this is getting really boring now,

    am suprise Admin/Mods havent deleted this yet !
    You may report the posts to Admin/Mods are they your leaders ?
    The BORED ™ No 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post
    ok to be honest this is getting really boring now,

    am suprise Admin/Mods havent deleted this yet !
    Its BORING cause we are the BORED
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayq81 View Post
    You may report the posts to Admin/Mods are they your leaders ?
    We dont have leaders on the cube!

    I dont want one!
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Really hope this doesnt go for too long without being closed... Went on for 185pages on that Alfa site... god those people must not have a life

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    Quote Originally Posted by grathies View Post
    Really hope this doesnt go for too long without being closed... Went on for 185pages on that Alfa site... god those people must not have a life
    The BORED is strong and shall live on!
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Gotta ask then

    If the BORED (believe thats spannish for cock-pieces) are an Alien race... Why do they have a Copyright and TradeMark? Surely their exempt from earths rules on TradeMarks and Copyrights?

    With & ™ your saying that you are following leaders and rules, contrary to your post just above mine...

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    MTM = My Tiny Manhood!

    What was your question grathiesTiny ManhoodofAUDI?
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    Wow, for aliens you guys sure cant read...

    If the BORED are an Alien race... Why do they have a Copyright and TradeMark? Surely their exempt from earths rules on TradeMarks and Copyrights?

    Why am I even bothering with this really? Its the kinda thing Id expect in a Yahoo Chat Room from some pre-pubecent kids

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    If people stopped responding to this turgid ****e, they would eventually **** off back to their own forum and not waste valubale database space and bandwidth on here.

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    Im not a guy im a gal!

    FACT.
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby278278 View Post
    Im not a guy im a gal!

    FACT.
    Thought you were an Alien?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grathies View Post
    Thought you were an Alien?
    Im an EVIL BABY! :lol:
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Well your probably not fit

    Therefore Im not gonna post in here again, Im not wasting engergy typing to you when it could be spent tapping up some decent tallent

    K TNX BYE

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    Quote Originally Posted by grathies View Post

    Therefore Im not gonna post in here again, Im not wasting engergy typing to you when it could be spent tapping up some decent tallent

    K TNX BYE
    what is this tallent ? and what is engergy? are you getting too excited ?

    You are not ready For the BORED
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    Quote Originally Posted by golf View Post
    If people stopped responding to this turgid ****e, they would eventually **** off back to their own forum and not waste valubale database space and bandwidth on here.
    Agreed !!!
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    Hummmmmmm...........
    In my personal opinion

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    OK OK OK...

    First of all, Evil Baby of BORED... Cake? Have your fill... > http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showthread.php?t=46877

    Next, technical differences you can assimilate...

    At Audi we have strong metal alloys for construction, along with carbon fibre and clever polymers. These differ greatly to the wicker, wool and blancmange you Alfa folks will be used to. Also, for propulsion we use cleverly engineered internal combustion engines, if you assimilate these your hamsters can have a rest

    And finally, I'm a little confused about your cube... We have pictures further back in the thread but they don't sit right with me; surely it'd look something a little more like this?...

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    Thank you Factionone for your cake!

    I shall have the Easter cupcake! Looks very tasty, next point of call is the Voddy.

    Do your AUDI cars of this BORED have enough storage room for my Voddy!

    The CUBE has enough storage space for a months Voddy! Can your Audi compete?
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Thankyou FactionOneofAUDI...

    Observing acts of hostilities from other of your kind is futile....

    But FactionOneofAUDI we have searched your primitave media to confirm your belief of fire with Alfa's and found that you Huumans have mostly posted video's of Audi's on FIRE...

    We are confused...there is no evidence of disrupter or phaser fire with your mode of transportation....

    Why would you wish to travel in a vehicle that will explode for no reason

    It appears you have not the knowledge of an anti-matter containment field or wish to use, to protect your primitive combusion units...

    Are your lives worthless that you care to not to do such things....



    be BORED
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby278278 View Post
    I've actually got a cock
    I thought would be the case.
    S4.

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    People of AUDI

    We the collective have heard a phrase sex on wheels...

    We wish to share with you what this phrase means - the beauty of ALFA




    We the BORED will add your distinctiveness and add it to our own


    COMPLY

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    *Drool*
    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    Mods - Admin

    Our Cube will be shortly leaving orbit....

    I hope for some you have seen the funny side of things - I can see our posts have had lots of views - with some banter good and bad.......

    As a Spartan I can only say for the people that saw it for what it was a practical joke, that permission was sought from Olly K...to give you guys a bit of a laugh....People ofAUDI I salute you....

    However we now have a guy Gran Tourismo turning up on your site....to slag members of AO

    he is not well liked and behaves like a petulant child...

    For that reason we do not want to spread an internal parasite onto your site.....as that was/is the last thing we wanted to do...

    for those that saw the funny side

    for those that did not....

    Take care dudes...I like looking at your cars....especially from the rearview mirror


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    Well done to you guys who saw it as a joke, we wish you well
    and hope we did not offend anyone.

    Live long be BORED
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    No offence taken on my part. I just though you were mad!!

    A bit of fun never hurts.

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    I though jokes were supposed to be funny???
    S4.

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    Meh ! No offence taken, we know our cars are superior to yours ( maybe not mine as its broken again,lol) so you had to be joking,lol
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    either way, someone has wayyyy too much time on their hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    either way, someone has wayyyy too much time on their hands

    Its because were Bored


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    Quote Originally Posted by LottieA3 View Post
    Hey!!! Hands of my cupcakes!!!
    I was given them, ner ner ner

    Very nice buns indeed

    The BORED No 11 The BORED Collective

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    yeah, sorry Chris... someone is wayyyyyy to bored!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    yeah, sorry Chris... someone is wayyyyyy to bored!!!

    It is a pun that few get at first

    we post inane rubbish because we are bored...

    mostly bored at work....(I didn't say that boss - I am really getting on with my work) Shhh *now you nearly got me into trouble...:l


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