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    The British Solution to Save Petrol

    How good an idea does this sound?, Got it sent through the email last week.

    The British Solution to Save Petrol

    Brown wants us to cut the
    amount of petrol we
    use......
    The best way to stop using
    so much petrol is to
    deport 3 million illegal
    immigrants!
    That would be 3 million
    less people using our
    petrol. The price of
    petrol would come
    Bring our troops home from
    Iraq to guard the
    Channel....
    When they catch an illegal
    immigrant crossing the
    Channel, hand him a
    canteen, rifle and some
    ammo and ship him to
    Iraq ....
    Tell him if he wants to
    come to Britain then he
    must serve a tour in the
    military....
    Give him a soldier's pay
    while he's there and tax
    After his tour, he will be
    allowed to become a
    citizen since he defended
    this country.....
    He will also be registered
    to be taxed and be a legal
    resident..... .
    This option will probably
    deter illegal immigration
    and provide a solution for
    the troops in Iraq and the
    aliens trying to make a
    better life for
    themselves.. .....
    If they refuse to serve,
    ship them to Iraq anyway,
    without the canteen, rifle
    or ammo.....
    Problem solved.....
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    If you think this is a
    good solution to both the
    problems, forward it to
    your friends.... .........
    >
    I just did.........
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    hahaha sounds like a plan... but where would anyone go for the easy life???

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    Good idea!

    I watched a sickening programme on News yesterday that Gurkhas, who have served Queen and country, and paid tax on their wages are not allowed to remain in the UK when they retire. These are guys that risk their lives in all tours of the last 200 odd years, and we are booting them out! In response they are handing back their medals, VC's etc. This made my skin crawl.
    Where as on the other hand, we let extremists rant and rave, and pay THEM to do so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alba77 View Post
    How good an idea does this sound?, Got it sent through the email last week.

    The British Solution to Save Petrol

    Brown wants us to cut the
    amount of petrol we
    use......
    Are you joking, petrol is taxed at 60% in this country, do you really think he wants us to use less petrol?!



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    3 million illegal immigrants drive in the UK? wow I never knew that, they must have some serious cash hidden somewhere for all that driving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos View Post
    3 million illegal immigrants drive in the UK? wow I never knew that, they must have some serious cash hidden somewhere for all that driving.
    3 million illegal immigrants yes, but only a fraction of them would be driving, as they would have no insurance or licence etc. which would be a risk in itself to drive around with the amount of car registration recognition systems in force today.



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    Just to annoy a few of you, I used to fill up my S3 full tank for about 62 (In the UK), and I just filled up a few day ago here(Saudi Arabia), a rented Chevrolet Caprice (V6) for 2 full tank. Both cars with 95Octane Now that's 60 saving on a much greater capacity car and I just realisd how much I was paying back in the UK, when I tell people here how much it costs back in the UK they nearly die and I don't blame them I nearly did when I converted the costs back to . Anyone want some cheap petrol? =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    3 million illegal immigrants yes, but only a fraction of them would be driving, as they would have no insurance or licence etc. which would be a risk in itself to drive around with the amount of car registration recognition systems in force today.
    I know Jojo I was taking the piss lol
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    2!!!!! Are you sure youre not missing some 0's??

    DAMN!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    2!!!!! Are you sure youre not missing some 0's??

    DAMN!!!
    Ohh sorry I just recalculated it's actually more like 4.87 for a full tank. Not sure how I calculated the 2
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    Oh coz that 2.87 makes things better for us over here getting RIPPED for the same amount of petrol....lol....hence my other comment for getting a bigger car, you may as well make the most of the cheap petrol...lol....

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    lol if you guys want I could always ship a few barrels over
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    Quote Originally Posted by Defratos View Post
    lol if you guys want I could always ship a few barrels over
    You would still have to pay the appropriate taxes at Customs!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    You would still have to pay the appropriate taxes at Customs!
    Might get away with it by writing "GIFT" on the package lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post
    Might get away with it by writing "GIFT" on the package lol
    Humm, a heavy metal barrel coming from Saudi arabia as a gift...Could only be one thing lol
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