Chris NottSky Insurance
Results 1 to 23 of 23
  1. #1
    gtdog's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Solent
    Posts
    194

    Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I once managed to crash into a tank, on display outside the D Day museium in Portsmouth,on another occasion I reversed into a light aircraft that was under repair. Whats the most bizzare thing you have pranged?

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Surrey, UK
    Posts
    85

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I ran over a packet of biscuits. It was awful. Had to make do with a lemon slice.

  4. #3
    Reverse Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Hertford and London
    Posts
    8

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I ran over a parrot one time.

  5. #4
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Leuven, Belgium
    Posts
    55

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    With my previous car I hit a truck from the body shop that repaired my car afterwards...

  6. #5
    2nd Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Nottingham
    Posts
    466

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Not really bizarre, but a bit weird.

    I hit a rabbit, literally knocking its head off and then a bird hit my windscreen within 5 seconds of one-another [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] It was a bit weird.

  7. #6
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Lancashire
    Posts
    177

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I drove off with 800 pounds worth of computer RAM on the roof of my car, I then also managed to drive over it [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].

    My boss at the time was not happy [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

    I've never actually hit anything apart from other cars [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img].

    Christian

  8. #7
    Jon
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Windsor
    Posts
    180

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    A sheep, pheasant.

    Also killed 2 sheep that were asleep behind a dry stone wall as i went through it on my roof on the A54 between Buxton and Leek [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] That was 1991 and the wall's still missing.

    Jon.

  9. #8
    gtdog's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Solent
    Posts
    194

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Not bad! Two sheep and a wall in one go!
    My best animal yet was a cat that went through the wheels of my dads MG TF that I had borrowed whilst he was on holiday!
    Man that was the mother of all messes! Only the collar left that was recognisable! Hours with a toothbrush to get the bits out [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/vomit.gif[/img]
    But I am curious about the biscuits though?

  10. #9
    sidicks's Avatar
    Reverse Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Tunbridge Wells, UK
    Posts
    23

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I managed to reverse into a wall.

    Not very bizzare you might think, but I was in an Audi Courtesy car at the time which was fitted with parking-distance control !!

    Cost me 200 to get it repaired !

    sidicks

  11. #10
    gtdog's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Solent
    Posts
    194

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Driving tests Hmm,
    My youngest sister managed to park the car and examiner in the test centre reception (Threough the plate glass doors) on her first test. And on the second drove into the test centre wall on her way out to start her test!
    She never tried again........ [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

  12. #11
    AL_B's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Warrington, Northwest England
    Posts
    1,564

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I know I shouldn't but.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

  13. #12
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Maidenhead
    Posts
    37

    My Social Networking

    Follow alexc On Twitter Add alexc on Facebook Visit alexc's Instagram Channel

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    I've never actually hit anyone with my car but I've hurt a few people's feelings! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

  14. #13
    3rd Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    570

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    My sister failed her driving test for 'endangering the life of a pedestrian'!! She was approaching a zebra crossing and saw an old couple getting near it so was worrying abouth them stepping out..she forgot to check the otherside of the road when someone else stepped onto the crossing and then informt of her and she didn't stop until it was to late!! She had shock, the DVLA tester had a bruised knee and the pedestrian wound up with a broken leg!

    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

  15. #14
    Reverse Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Hertford and London
    Posts
    8

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    My sister took off someone's wing mirror on her driving test. Needless to say, she failed.

  16. #15
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Bucks
    Posts
    1,038

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    A whole family of ducks crossing the M4 on foot !!!!!!

  17. #16
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    London
    Posts
    72

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    [ QUOTE ]
    Foggy said:
    I burst a pigeon when I hit it with the wing mirror of the S3 at about 90, was gutted, thought I might have dented the mirror because it folded right back, you know how much those alu mirrors are [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
    Hit a pheasant in a Transit whilst driving into Newcastle on the A1M and that literally exploded.
    It actually went under at first but I'm pretty sure it's neck got caught in the prop shaft and span it round because I heard a huge thump on the floor and then nothing but a ball of feathers in the rear view mirror

    [/ QUOTE ] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] U are so bad Foggy!! Spare a thot for the poor mangled birds [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue_out.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

  18. #17
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    up your arse
    Posts
    37

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Was on my way to dealer to sell my P1 (deal arranged the previous day) and I hit a muntjack deer. Was overtaking another car at the time so hit it in excess of 70-80mph.

    The little fecker exploded like a meat hand grenade, head came clean off and smashed my wing mirror. Drove into Scooby dealership and half the workshop happened to be standing there. Blood, fur, everywhere, all over the windscreen etc.

    Feckin expensive little ******* he was too, new rad, bumper, spoiler, bonnet, wing and wing mirror - 2500!

  19. #18
    gtdog's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Solent
    Posts
    194

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    So mainly animals at the moment then!
    I am supprised that Greenpeace have not as yet started a ban the Audi protest!

  20. #19
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Bucks
    Posts
    1,038

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

  21. #20
    Mo-S3's Avatar
    4th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    North West
    Posts
    706

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    or
    ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OUT ALOUD

  22. #21
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Bucks
    Posts
    1,038

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Oops - slight dyslexic moment there !!!!

  23. #22
    gtdog's Avatar
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Solent
    Posts
    194

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    That has to be todays prize winner!
    I didnt think it was poss to crash a milk float!
    Were the stars still available to give that would be a five star for addmitting to it!
    [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_roll.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/groovy.gif[/img]

  24. #23
    Neutral

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    England - Liverpool
    Posts
    30

    Re: Whats the most bizzare object you have ever hit?

    Come to think of it guys/girls,

    Is it possible to change my identity as I don't want to be know as the one who crashed a milk float [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], Ferrari, Porsche yes, milk float don't think so [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush2.gif[/img]

    Their again it was a fast milk float (so be it in reverse [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

    Chimera [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO