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    This should go in the Jokes bit, but . . .

    I've been wanting to use this image for a long long time, so thanks Hot Stuff, this one is for you:


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    ha ha
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    Everyday for the past few weeks I have been wanting to do a "Ban Hotstuff " thread but thought it a bit bad.

    No need now

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    Na na na na
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    finally!

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    well thinking about it she wont be able to see this as banned users do not see anything bar the front page, so I guess this would be more appropriate :

    [IMG]http://www.chaosquake.de/files/temp/i-cant-see-****.jpg[/IMG]

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    lmao!
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    I always had her down as a bit of a crap troll but it turns out she was a naive 14 year-old after all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Stuff

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    I think she's mis-understood.............
    In my personal opinion

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    Someone fill me in or point me to the thread where this was discovered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MingBluS3
    Someone fill me in or point me to the thread where this was discovered?
    me 2

    what happened, what happened
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    Hot stuff got booted he he
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    Twas on this thread...
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    Top Class!!!










    Did you also ban James May????
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    yep, married blonde has done the business !

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChriS3
    Did you also ban James May????
    I banned James May when he first arrived - he was someone's alterego
    Married and blonde yes, but still a guy with a poor taste in usernames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joost
    That was very funny - had a few days where i didnt get much chance to read the threads so missed it all......well done guys...she was a total crackpot.

    Couldnt figure out if she was some random stange women who had lost it over the years or some nympho teenager trying to groom audi driving men. The previous mentions of 'sitting in dads car', and 'was in college' leads towards the latter i think......

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    Brillant.... she was really going my head in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly_K
    well thinking about it she wont be able to see this as banned users do not see anything bar the front page, so I guess this would be more appropriate :

    [IMG]http://www.chaosquake.de/files/temp/i-cant-see-****.jpg[/IMG]
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    Now she is banned any chance some mod could go through her private messages?
    Bet theres loads of messages from stuffy A6 allroad users inviting her round to see their puppies

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    lets just say they make for interesting reading, but I can;t share them with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Stuff
    Stick your forum and your sex mad mod up your fat arse olly

    what did she mean by this???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly_K
    well thinking about it she wont be able to see this as banned users do not see anything bar the front page, so I guess this would be more appropriate :
    So what's stopping you sticking it on the front page???

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    Finally, I must admit I started to not bother reading this forum much due to constant threads about who loves who and who got bummed and dumped the other night or whatever the hell crap was going on.

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    Blimey, and i didn't even contribute.

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    What stoppin the stupid Girl rejoining
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    Too stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by marmite
    What stoppin the stupid Girl rejoining
    Olly should have the IP address of her/her dad's computer, so can pick up on that. What if it really was her dad...

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    D'you know? That silly little girl has been driving me nutso for weeks now, but I thought it was just me being a curmudgeonly old git. If only I'd known she was driving every one else barmy too.

    Perhaps, Olly, you could include a filter for new joiners, to check they've done their GCSEs first.
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    Well at least she finaly upsett more people than JPO !
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    Quote Originally Posted by fallmonk
    Well at least she finaly upsett more people than JPO !

    Nearly, do you remember CJ and the PimpMyAudi...

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    The Pimp's username appeared in gold on the old format site, as I recall...

 

 
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