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    Your First Time...

    Over 70% of people have had their first sexual experience in a car!!!!!!!!!! Have to have a big car for that hey...or a topless roof!!!!!

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    I never believe all these stats.

    70% of what people? students? minicab drivers?
    70% of how many people? 10? 100? 1000?
    70% of the people that lied/told the truth?
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    Of people...I'll check it out and let u know how it is

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    Front or back Lottie?? Of the car I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I want to try it in the front...me on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Blushes *

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    I do feel verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry naughty must be the hot weather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I once saw a film of a lady doing it to the gear stick... wouldn't let anyone do that to my gear stick, imagine the mess!
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    haha i have the very film on my phone, looks like an audi gearstick too lol
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    When you six foot and a big lad its easier to get them on the bonnet !!!

    never mindmincing around inside, BUT they CANNOT have an jewellery on as it marks the paint LOL

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    in fact, it's best they have no clothes on at all, the rivets on jeans can also scratch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biglockie
    When you six foot and a big lad its easier to get them on the bonnet !!!
    True, but if I can manage it in the back of a mini (the classic that is) at 6ft 4" then anyone can. 'Flareable'(?) rear windows help a treat

    Come to think of it, the S3 has 'flareable' rear windows....
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    My first time was with myself a tub of marg and a pair of mari golds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Onlyme
    My first time was with myself a tub of marg and a pair of mari golds
    Hence your AS login name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bravepilot
    Hence your AS login name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bravepilot
    Hence your AS login name?
    Yeah but no but yeah but no you got it soooooooooo wrong as I now have a pet sheep and new weelies
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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biglockie
    When you six foot and a big lad its easier to get them on the bonnet !!!

    never mindmincing around inside, BUT they CANNOT have an jewellery on as it marks the paint LOL
    Sounds like somebody has had previous clit piercing induced scratching
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biglockie
    When you six foot and a big lad its easier to get them on the bonnet !!!
    Is that why you've now got an Avant?
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    im 6foot2, she was a size 14. in the drivers seat of a metro. it was uhhh 'cosy'
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    Ford Cortina for me ! ( Blimey that was a few years ago!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Funky_Junky
    True, but if I can manage it in the back of a mini (the classic that is) at 6ft 4" then anyone can. 'Flareable'(?) rear windows help a treat

    Come to think of it, the S3 has 'flareable' rear windows....
    God this brings back memories, I am 6ft + and had great times in the mini the early model gearchange caused a few problems from time to time, by the way agree on the rear windows, also prevented steaming up.
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    i tried it in an MG Midget but everyone told me not to brag about my Triumphs

    (think about it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by shineydave
    i tried it in an MG Midget but everyone told me not to brag about my Triumphs

    (think about it)
    Very good , altho might be lost on some of the younger members unless a google search is done lol
    I bought a convertable in the wettest country in the world who says Scotsmen dont have a sense of humour !

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    My 1st time "in car" was with my VW Scirrocco , seats down and you had the whole area to play with !
    BUT true to form we was disturbed by the POLICE ! the GFs face was a picture she nerly died with emabaresment , put back the car sex life a while , and when you dont have a home and living with parents is a problem !
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    I bought a convertable in the wettest country in the world who says Scotsmen dont have a sense of humour !

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    Quote Originally Posted by LottieA3


    Erm in the back of the CAR!!! Then the farmer came along in his tractor! Oops
    Did he want a threesome then.

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    Can it be ya know...special in a car?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LottieA3
    :Then the farmer came along in his tractor! Oops
    Similar thing happened to me far too recently... only it wasn't a farmer that came along but a helpful AA breakdown man to see if we needed any assistance!!!
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    Did he want to join in the fun

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    I first had "incar entertainment" in my dads Mazda pickup when i first passed my test, very unpleasant!

    the best was a sierra estate, loads'a'room

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    Well im 7ft and 12 thick inches and the best I have ever had was with a 9ft 2 inch women weighing in at 32 and a half stone in the back of a smart car, it was quite frantic and her big old fat rs knocked the rear window screen out of the car and split the rear pillar but hey love is love and whats a bit of fibre glass between two people that love each other

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    you kids don't have a clue. try an austin 1750HL maxi. back and front seats folded down to make a double bed, it was actually a selling feature of the car. in fact after owning one for a very brief period of time i can report it was it's ONLY selling feature
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