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    Check this website out

    An alternative to wikipedia

    Hilarious, just searchfor something

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    "Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening." - Frank Tyger
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    Very good.

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    The current Audi lineup includes the originally named A2, A3, A4, A6 and A8. Audi have repeatedly denied running out of car names.

    LOL my new favourite website

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    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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    The problem with common sense, is that its not that common.

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    Theres a guy called John Heartfield who is famous for his Hitler 'art'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Quattro


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    Brilliant!!!!

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    This is an act of terrorism...that america seems to tolerate.
    ~ George Bush on Britney Spears

    She was once "The" ****, Now she's just ****.
    ~ Bill Clinton on Britney Spears

    "Brintey Din't Have A melt Down... We suggested Bald And The Dumb ***** Believed It!
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    I'd hit it twice, even though she's Bat **** Insane.

    ~ Black Jesus on Britney Spears

    It was just a joke that got out of hand.
    ~ Britney Spears on her career
    pure jokes

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    *Gone* 1997 A3 1.6 facelift headlights, 16"1.8t Alloys, full rear tints. 110k

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    • Jimmy Page is a minor diety and demigod
    • He can do 'this' with his fingers.
    • Jimmy page is actually Jesus' brother-in-law, and God's favorite son-in-law by far.
    • If a man fantasizes about Jimmy Page, he is not necessarily gay according to a Stanford study done in late 2005
    • Parliament signed a contract saying that Jimmy may beat on George Harrison for two hours once a year.
    • Jimmy can play guitar with either hands, whilst peeling an orange in his pocket.
    • He beat down a cop with his Mel Gibson guitar when the cop pulled him over to the side of the road for an autograph.
    • Jimmy's riffs were so insane that it was later revealed to be the cause of death of drummer John Bonham. Apparently, they blew his mind. Literally.
    • Jimmy Page explained to SpongeBob about sexual intercourse. According to James Dobson of Focus on the Family, the traumatic experience turned Mr. Squarepants into a gay icon.
    • Jimmy Page also is addicted to his pet fish, Bonzo, and takes him with him everywhere. It is rumoured that this fish also accompanies Jimmy in his 'Nighttime' adventures.
    • Page is currently an assassin for the British Government, and occasionally murders those emo bands known by their codenames as "My Chemical Romance", whose lead singer was brutally murdered by Page using a toothbrush and a computer chair. Muse were influenced by this by writing the songs "Assassin" and "Feeling Good", which was a comment immediately spoken by Matt Bellamy after the incident.
    • Page is allergic to Broken Glass, really bad music and Enter Shikaro. The mix of bad music immediately led him to writing classics such as Sick Again and Black Dog, which he went back in time to write 30 years earlier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rodenal
    Ha ha!!!!
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    The USA is a free country where you can say everything you want. Indeed the government is so interested in what you have to say that it secretly listens to telephone conversations and reads your e-mails. If what you have to say is important enough, it will interview you personally, and even give you a ticket for vacations to some cool destination like Guantanamo Bay, secret CIA prisons or foreign torture sites. So remember, just say it! But don't talk about this because it's a top secret, and that's way uncool, really.




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