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    Sweet SEX...!!

    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
    Eight.

    She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
    On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, sh
    had a Wine Gum.
    He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
    I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
    They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.
    Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
    her Cream Egg.
    He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic
    Tacs.
    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let
    him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard .
    He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
    It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight, When
    he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie.
    She wanted more, he needed Time Out, and however, he noticed her pink
    Wafers looked very appetizing.
    He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Fountain and finished off
    by giving her a Gob Stopper!
    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
    Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.
    It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!
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    Cheers for that, i have been out drinking all night the kebab shop was shut the dog want let me near the bed and now in f--king starving

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    very funny !
    I bought a convertable in the wettest country in the world who says Scotsmen dont have a sense of humour !

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